Well in answer to this question, one must first start from a point which accepts the bible as being a source of truth. And, which of course it isn't true. In fact, it is not in the least bit true. But once we exclude for this, then at least one can evaluate the idea of what Jesus may or may not have believed, based upon what the bible says he did believe. And according to the bible, we find that not only did Jesus accept the idea that a man could live for three days and nights inside the belly of a whale (Matthew 12:38-40), but that he did indeed believe the "
Noe story" to be true:
Matthew 24:35-39 Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away. But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only. But as the days of Noe were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark, And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
But what I have always found to be much more important than the Noe story, is why Yahweh thought that flooding and killing-off all of his creations was necessary at all. Most people never connect the dots and preachers almost never talk about this either, but the flood story started off with devils (called The Sons of god - AKA: The Nephilim) coming down to earth and raping the lovely womenfolk. And what's worse, after they impregnated these fine wenches, they bore GIANTS!!! So this isn't so much a "pissed-off-deity-starting-all-over-again" story, as much as it is a "devils-coming-down-to-earth-and-making-babies-into-giants" story. That's what REALLY pissed off old Yahweh!!!
Them same devils that he created, and that rioted and caused a civil war in heaven, saw god's lovely little lasses and got an immediate boner. And so they made a series of Heaven-to-Earth Booty Calls and the result was GIANTS! And they weren't just any ol' run-of-the-mill giants, oh no!!! They were killer giants! Dirty, nasty, stinky, disgusting, and sinning killer giants. Like Goliath, only worse. Giants who roamed the land having sex and stealing people's shit. Giants who laughed and had fun and pissed-off Yahweh because he didn't say they could have fun. Because you see, laughing is no where described in the creation. No. Where. So what the fuck was so funny? Obviously they had to go.
Genesis: 5:28-32 And Lamech lived an hundred eighty and two years, and begat a son: And he called his name Noah, saying, This same shall comfort us concerning our work and toil of our hands, because of the ground which the LORD hath cursed. And Lamech lived after he begat Noah five hundred ninety and five years, and begat sons and daughters: And all the days of Lamech were seven hundred seventy and seven years: and he died.
And Noah was five hundred years old: and Noah begat Shem, Ham, and Japheth.
Genesis: 6:1-13 And it came to pass, when men began to multiply on the face of the earth, and daughters were born unto them,
That the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose. And the LORD said, My spirit shall not always strive with man, for that he also is flesh: yet his days shall be an hundred and twenty years.
There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown. And God saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually. And it repented the LORD that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart. And the LORD said, I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; both man, and beast, and the creeping thing, and the fowls of the air; for it repenteth me that I have made them. But Noah found grace in the eyes of the LORD. These are the generations of Noah: Noah was a just man and perfect in his generations, and Noah walked with God. And Noah begat three sons, Shem, Ham, and Japheth. The earth also was corrupt before God, and the earth was filled with violence. And God looked upon the earth, and, behold, it was corrupt; for all flesh had corrupted his way upon the earth.
And God said unto Noah, The end of all flesh is come before me; for the earth is filled with violence through them; and, behold, I will destroy them with the earth.
- So the whole point of the flood was not so much about punishing people for being disobedient to god. No it was a
GIANT EXTERMINATION PROJECT. I suppose we should be thankful Yahweh was organic and used water to drown us all like rats, rather than using a lot of pesticides......