Mississippi Man Spots Jesus Among The Nuts

[moobu2]

Flora, MS, United States (AHN) - A Mississippi man claims to have seen the likeness of Jesus Christ in his pecan nut tree.
Timothy Vincent reportedly said the image of the Son of God appeared after a strange woodpecker that was pecking at his tree flew away.
Although friends and neighbors have tried to convince him to build a shrine for people to visit the image and pray.
Vincent is content with letting the image watch over him and his neighbors for right now.

L-i-n-k

I cant see it.

[MrScorpio]

1. These jokes have a tendency to write themselves, don't they? nt

[old mark]

2. is this what the nuns meant when they taught us that god is everywhere? nt

[WCGreen]

4. No, they really meant Elvis is Everywhere...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_hkIN38qnY

[old mark]

16. So Elvis is god......

I thought so!!!


mark

[WCGreen]

18. It explains a lot...

[old mark]

19. "Thank you very much!...." nt

[provis99]

3. Mississippians are a little crazy, but calling them all Nuts is a little rude.

:7

[GoddessOfGuinness]

5. YouTube video...Proof of no God

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1-bbz3crjw

[EvolveOrConvolve]

6. I almost broke my back

trying to bend over to see if I could find my own jesus.

[Lifelong Protester]

7. Ok, that's it, YOU! OUT OF THE GENE POOL, NOW!

sorry, it was just too good of a straight line.

[Chulanowa]

8. Jesus looks a lot like a pecan tree

...Seriously, is there a jesus hiding in there? is it one of those magic eye things?

[moobu2]

9. I see it now I think.

[Christa]

10. I still don't see it

not even with your divine intervention.

:rofl:

[AlecBGreen]

12. that looks like someones buttcrack

here it is

[AlecBGreen]

13. personally I think it looks more like Paul Giamatti

but hey, whatdoiknow?

[saltpoint]

26. LOL!

:toast:

[moobu2]

15. You're right - it's so obvious once you know where to look.

When I was searching for it I thought I saw a skull, a monkey head, a winking Jerry Garcia, several types of sexual organs and butt cracks etc... Mr. Vincent wouldn't have seen it if not for that strange woodpecker.

See if you can find the Jesus in this tree.

[RagAss]

11. Medication Time !

[Angry Dragon]

14. The church says

that man is unable to look upon the face of god so how does anyone know what god looks like??

[Iggo]

17. I see something...but it ain't Jesus.

Gross!!!

[DeSwiss]

20. That's nothing!

Look what I found at breakfast this morning!!!




- Clearly a sign from His Noodley Appendage!!!

[charlie]

21. You shoulda had some bacon too

For the Full Meal Deal:

...Mr Elles, a cashier for Halifax Bank, said: "I fell asleep cooking some bacon and it had burned this face onto the pan, it's some kind of miracle.

"If it wasn't for the smoke of the bacon burning this onto the pan it could have been a very bad situation, perhaps someone's looking over me.

"My housemates and I had a few beers earlier in the evening I thought I would snack before going to bed and as it was cooking I decided to take a rest on the couch.

"When I woke up about an hour later the room was full of smoke.

"Luckily we have an electric hob so I just turned off the heat, but then I lifted up the bacon and there was JC looking back at me.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7424976/Image-of-Jesus-appears-in-a-frying-pan.html

[Rhythm]

23. Mona Lisa frying pan?

[deutsey]

28. I was thinking more along the lines of a tired-looking Doug Henning

[struggle4progress]

22. Um ... I don't want to question your faith or anything .. but that's not FSM: it's a cow

[laconicsax]

24. Heretic!

[saltpoint]

25. I kind of see the image but he looks more like the

Unibomber to me.

[iris27]

27. Wow, that took me a good solid minute to find; usually they're a little more obvious.

Of course, you could picture that as anyone's face, male or female, but who else is gonna appear in a tree except Jesus? The human mind never fails to astonish me with its ability to find patterns in randomness.

[frogmarch]

29. The first time I

opened this thread, I stared at the tree for about 10 minutes without seeing Jesus.

Upon my return just now, voila, there he was, plain as day! It's a miracle!

I once found a vampire in my parents' knotty pine breakfast room paneling, but no one else could see him. When at first I couldn't see Jesus in the tree bark, I thought OH NO! I can see vampires that no one else can, but I can't see Jesus, when everyone else can? OH NO! I must be one of those devil-worshipping atheists! But now I'm okay. I see Jesus.

Wait. Where'd he go again?