And I beheld Four Horsemen: Fritos, Cheetos, Chips and Dip...

[onager]

:rofl:

A Freeper HAD to write this. (Even though it came from the even nuttier "Rapture Ready" message board):

As I understand it, the rapture happens, then tribulation, then the final battle where Jesus descends to earth for the third time, to destroy evil. I was wondering where this battle happens, and if we get to fight alongside Jesus. I have this image in my head of me getting raptured and when I step into heaven Jesus asking me (and everyone else who steps into heaven) if I would like to fight alongside him, because if there ever was (or will) be a just war, this is it. I would consider it and honour to fight in that battle. Does it say anything in the bible about this?

If we do get to fight how will it work, will we become mortal for the battle, then if we die, are resuerected after it is over? because it wouldn't be much of a fight if we were all imortal.

We could then bring a La-Z-Boy and a snack and maybe a good book and just relax and kill the enemy as they come near and not have to worry about being killed."--hasek86, Rapture Ready

http://www.fstdt.com/

[htuttle]

1. He's definitely American

He seems to be concerned that the Apocalypse will be a lot of work, and possibly involve some discomfort.

Reminds me of the Grim Reaper scene in Python's Meaning of Life where just as they are to ascend into the sky, one of the spirits suggests, "Shall we take our cars?"

[BlueJac]

2. It is a video game

:rant:

[Richard D]

3. Please tell me . . .

. . . I didn't just read that.

[doublethink]

4. Oh that was hilarious .... and check this out .....

I had to share this 'rapture' gif Icon smiley guy I found there ... see ya, this stuff cracked me up .... :rofl:

[C_U_L8R]

5. Too much meth in that redneck

gone totally coco-loco

[NAO]

6. fstdt.com = "Fundies Say the Darndest Things" now added to my favorites

Fundies Say the Darndest Things
http://www.fstdt.com

The most ridiculous of the ridiculous, from the nuttiest of gullible whack-jobs, horrific yet hilarious examples of the extremes of human credulity and stupidity!

If this stuff does not meet the diagnostic criteria for delusional schizophrenia, I don't know what does. These people make tin-foil hatters look dull and sane by comparison.

[CatholicEdHead]

7. Wow, that was just... well

That was as out there as I have read in a while.