Finally! God comes to the Internet. Repent easier with iGod.

[laconicsax]

http://www.titane.ca/igod/main.html

So far God has told me to kill Dr. Wallace, and that his favorite subjects are computers and robots.

My life now has meaning! I have discovered the Truth! Glory Be!

[mike r]

1. Don't over-repent

[Ian David]

2. god is stupid.

He doesn't know the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything.

He also doesn't know the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.

However, if you type in 42...

This is cool:

Me:
how many fingers am i holding up?
God:
Three.

[LeftishBrit]

9. This is fun!

LB: Where will Maggie Thatcher go when she dies?
God: Wherever you think is best.

LB: Could you send Norman Tebbit and John Redwood to Outer Mongolia?
God: That is one possible alternative.
LB: What are the other alternatives?
God: Look in the directory.

[Captain Boomerang]

3. I had a good conversation...

Me; When will Dick Cheney die?
God; Soon I think.

Me: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Toosie Pop?
God: That is a very Zen-like question.

Me: Why did you make J-Lo's butt so big?
God: It was determined by my programming.

Me: Why is the sky blue?
God: The sky is blue because of the atmospheric optical effect known as Raleigh scattering.

...

[Vinnie From Indy]

4. How much money could you make if you

had a web site where folks would freely confess their sins?

[laconicsax]

5. You mean like Facebook?

:shrug:

[Nostrademus]

6. and it came to pass

a New Book will show their faces
and fill the light with life;
but chastened will they be
when comes 'shut your facebook'

[Vinnie From Indy]

7. Perfect!

Cheers!

[laconicsax]

8. Cheers.

I have my moments.

[Ian David]

10. Should gays get married?

Me: Should gays get married?
God: Maybe you should ask someone older.

Older than GOD??

[Ian David]

11. what is best in life?

what is best in life?
God: Ask the open directory about it.

WRONG!

Conan the Barbarian - What is best in life?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V30tyaXv6EI

[cleanhippie]

12. If that is god, then god is an idiot and we are all in big, big trouble

[LeftishBrit]

13. A conversation with God about British politics..

LB: Why is David Cameron so horrible?
God: Why do I exist?
LB: I wish that David Cameron did not exist.
God: I hope that your dreams come true.
LB: Will we get a Labour government next time?
God: Do you mean you and me?
LB: And I was told that you are a right-winger!
God: Thanks; you are a delightful person too! Am I a right-winger? I don't know.
LB: My new MP is a right-winger.
God: Have you told many people that your new MP is a right-winger?
LB: She is a Tory!
God: Interesting; she is a Tory?
LB: There are too many Tories in Parliament!
God: Where are they?
LB: I wish that they were a million miles away.
God: I hope that your dreams come true.
LB: Why did Clegg have to go into coalition with the Tories?
God: I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.

[PanoramaIsland]

14. Hey, it's ALICE! I haven't used an ALICE in a while. n/t

[Zadoc]

15. I've been waiting for God to get with the digital age

Emailing prayers is even easier than thinking them.