Irony of the Week

[onager]

Last night I caught a commercial for Christian-Mingle.com. An exciting new Xian dating service! The sales pitch said something like: "Too often, we wait for GAWD to find us a partner, when we should be looking ourselves..."

And what show was I watching when I saw this thing?

Who the (Bleep) Did I Marry?

:rofl:

(For the non-TV-addicted - that's the ID channel show about people who end up married to con artists, murderers, etc. etc. Last night they featured Shauna Keith, who's certainly worth a Google. Just enter her name + "bigamy.")

In doing my rigorous 30 seconds of research to find Xian-Tingle.com, I stumbled across this on the God-LOL site.

An ad for Xian Singles.com, warning that they screen for "marrieds & felons & atheists." ROFL x 1M...

Oh, and note the asterisk over the word "free."

[laconicsax]

1. I almost feel compelled to see how well their screening works.

[dimbear]

2. Confess, my friends. Do you.........

have a valid credit card?

[charlie]

3. Of course they screen for atheists

That rascal Joe Stalin would rut through their unsullied babes like a werewolf if they didn't.

There's no mechanism for devious Jews, Muslims, or Hindus? There'll be tears and lawsuits after the first big maidenhood breach.

[ZombieHorde]

4. If the ad said "marrieds & felons & Muslims," people here would flip out. nt

[BurtWorm]

5. Let alone Jews or Papists!

:o