Tough (Fundie) Room!

[onager]

Found this a few days late, sorry. So don't go changing your weekend plans or anything. No, this is not a hoax, it's some gang of whackjob Baptists.

Go to their website - if you dare. They did the same thing last year. And beware the preacher's singing that may suddenly blast out of your PC speakers.

I could almost agree with them that contemporary Xian is "Satan's music." Except for the Satan part, of course...

2010 Annual Book Burning

The annual Book Burning for 2010 will be upon us very soon. This year is going to be much bigger and better. We already have collected more perversions of God’s Holy Word than we had last year, as well as many books by heretics and movies...

We are burning Satan's bibles like the NIV, RSV, NLT, HCSB, CEV, NCV, NIRV, TNIV, NKJV, TLB, NASB, ESV, NEV, NRSV, ASV, NWT (Jehovah Witness Bible), Amplified Bible, God's Word Translation, 21st Century King James, Young's Literal Translation, Reina-Valera 1960, Darby, Good News for Modern Man, The Evidence Bible, Book of Mormons, The Message Bible, The Green Bible, Quran (Koran), Bible in Rhyme, Boomer Bible, and ect. As well as Greek New Testaments by Westcott & Hort, Metzger, Scrivener, Berry, Ginsburg, and Green. Also Herbrew-English Dictionaries by Brown, Driver, and Briggs. Also Greek-English Lexicons by Moulton, Thayer, Danker, and Liddell.

Listed above are only some of the perversions of God's Word the King James Bible.

We will also be burning Satan's music such as country , rap , rock , pop, heavy metal, western, soft and easy, southern gospel , contemporary Christian , jazz, soul, oldies but goldies, etc.

We will also be burning Satan's popular books written by heretics like Westcott & Hort , Bruce Metzger, Billy Graham , Rick Warren , Bill Hybels , James White, Kay Arthur, Charles Stanley, Pat Roberson, RC Sproul, Mary Baker Edddy, Josh McDowell, Sean McDowell, Britt Merrick, Max Lucado, Randy Alcorn, John Ortberg, Michael W. Smith, John David Clark Sr., Eckhart Tolle, Joni Eareckson Tada, Sarah Young, Stormie Omartian, Joseph Maxwell, John McArthur, James Dobson , Charles Swindoll , John Piper , Chuck Colson , Tony Evans, Oral Roberts, Jimmy Swagart , Mark Driskol, Franklin Graham , Bill Bright, Tim Lahaye, Paula White , T.D. Jakes, Benny Hinn , Joyce Myers , Brian McLaren , James White, Dave Ramsey, Alister McGrath, Ron Hill, Denver Moore, Mary Beth Chapman, Steven Curtis Cahpman, E Stanley Jones, Robert Schuller, Mother Teresa , The Pope , Rob Bell, Erwin McManus , Donald Miller, Shane Claiborne, Brennan Manning, William Young, Will Graham , and many more.

We are not burning Bibles written in other languages that are based on the Majority Text. We are not burning the Tyndale, Geneva or other translations that are based on the Majority Text or the KJB.

With that said we are asking for others to get involved this year in the 2010 Annual Book Burning. You or your church can do this in one or more ways.

1. Plan at your church or home to have a book burning this year.

2. If you are not willing to have a book burning then have a book tearing as we did last year due to state laws.

3. If you are not willing to do either a book burning or a book tearing, then begin to collect perversions, books by heretics, music, movies, magazines, idols (Buddha, Allah, Rosary Beads, crosses with Jesus on it, etc.), posters, etc. and send them to our church address (6865 Cruso Rd; Canton, NC 28716).

4. Pray! This is the most important step you can do is to pray for God’s Word to be glorified and grow.

http://www.amazinggracebaptistchurchkjv.com/Download100.html

[struggle4progress]

1. Sounds like they fell afoul of NC's open-burning law

:)

[RKP5637]

2. Yet another WTF moment. I guess if they destroy everything then they

don't have to worry about tolerance.

[Angry Dragon]

3. They have full inclusive hate

I guess I can cross them off my Christmas card list............

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

4. No True Scotsman fallacy in 3... 2... 1...

[TlalocW]

5. Damn...

I was thinking someone needed to do something like what Milo Bloom did in an early episode of the cartoon, "Bloom Country," when the local representative of the Moral Majority organized a book burning, and Milo brought Pat Boone records to it, but these guys hate everyone. I'm not sure what one could bring to piss them off except their preferred version of the Bible.

TlalocW

[dimbear]

6. I've been collecting perversions for a long time, but I'm not

giving any of them up.

[TZ]

7. "Satan's music: Contemporary Christian"!

Damn. So God hates crappy religious music then? :rofl:

[muriel_volestrangler]

8. Accursed dictionaries and lexicons!

If God had meant you to understand another language, He would have not cast down the Tower of Babel and confused our tongues!

Still, if you're a struggling church with 14 members, you have to get publicity any way you can. Even if it means parading your lunacy for the world's media. I wonder if there's anyone outside their 14 member circle that they haven't condemned as a heretic.

[charlie]

9. Room? Broom closet.

Pastor Grizzard doesn't like long hair on men or short hair on women. Durn hippies. Who wants to bet he was saved at a Beatle record bonfire?

Who also wants to bet he doesn't know his "true" Bible was commissioned by a homosexual?

[dimbear]

10. Nothing to do with Queen James. He just likes him some

unicorns. Actually, so do I.


(for the tyro, the KJV mentions unicorns and other mythical beasts.)

[MrMickeysMom]

11. That website looks like it's put together....

in Hell!