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Renew Deal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-19-11 11:44 PM Original message |
Poll question: Will you convert to Christianity if the Rapture® happens on Saturday? |
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donheld (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-19-11 11:47 PM Response to Original message |
1. If it happens, Conversion then will be too late. |
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laconicsax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-19-11 11:47 PM Response to Original message |
2. Correct me if I'm wrong... |
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Renew Deal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-19-11 11:53 PM Response to Reply #2 |
3. I think you have a "second chance," |
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AmericaIsGreat (611 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-20-11 12:00 AM Response to Reply #3 |
5. Sweeeet |
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darkstar3 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-19-11 11:58 PM Response to Original message |
4. "I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners have much more fun." |
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Speck Tater (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-20-11 12:05 AM Response to Original message |
6. If the rapture happens I will shit enough gold bars to buy God and cancel it. |
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ElboRuum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-20-11 12:26 AM Response to Original message |
7. No, but I will be enraptured... |
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LAGC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-20-11 01:46 AM Response to Reply #7 |
13. And they'll all be "the chosen" Jehovahs Witnesses! |
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DJ13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-20-11 12:31 AM Response to Original message |
8. Heck no |
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onager (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-20-11 01:28 AM Response to Reply #8 |
12. Me too. Planning the Post-Rapture Looting! |
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Lionessa (842 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-20-11 12:32 AM Response to Original message |
9. No, but I'd sure thank God for ridding the earth of the "righteous". |
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tavalon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-20-11 10:15 AM Response to Reply #9 |
20. I think in Jesus's day he called them pharasees. |
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Lionessa (842 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-20-11 10:31 AM Response to Reply #20 |
21. WTF? In Jesus' day there were no Christians, fake or otherwise, imo. |
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tavalon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-20-11 06:06 PM Response to Reply #21 |
26. I was also misunderstood there |
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Silent3 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-20-11 12:38 AM Response to Original message |
10. Those Oct. 28, 1992 Rapture signs are incredibly durable |
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dimbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-20-11 01:12 AM Response to Original message |
11. Remember to pent before you repent. |
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pnwmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-20-11 01:48 AM Response to Original message |
14. The majority of Dems are already Christians -- just not |
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eqfan592 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 11:26 AM Response to Reply #14 |
34. That's the part of this I never get... |
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housewolf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-20-11 04:00 AM Response to Original message |
15. If the Rapture happens on Saturday, it will be too late to convert |
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Bubba Kush (98 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-20-11 05:00 AM Response to Original message |
16. If the rapture happens, then I'll convert into Satanism |
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Ninjaneer (577 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-20-11 10:10 AM Response to Reply #16 |
19. This. I would rather enlist with satan than bow to god's tyranny. eom |
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ChadwickHenryWard (692 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-20-11 09:21 AM Response to Original message |
17. No. Nothing could ever make we worship the monstrosity described in the Bible. |
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tavalon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-20-11 06:09 PM Response to Reply #17 |
27. The whole thing is allegory and anyone who takes these stories at face value |
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laconicsax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-20-11 06:49 PM Response to Reply #27 |
28. Tell me, tavalon, what is the allegory behind Jephthah? |
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ChadwickHenryWard (692 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-20-11 11:23 PM Response to Reply #28 |
31. They used to force children to read that shit in school. |
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tavalon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 10:03 AM Response to Reply #28 |
33. I won't defend one single part of the Old Testament |
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ChadwickHenryWard (692 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-20-11 11:14 PM Response to Reply #27 |
30. That's why I said forget all the nasty genocide and stuff. |
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tavalon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-20-11 10:06 AM Response to Original message |
18. When I was thirteen and impressionable, I gave my heart to Jesus |
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cleanhippie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-20-11 10:37 AM Response to Reply #18 |
22. Can you tell me what the difference is between a "fake christian" and a "real" one? |
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tavalon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-20-11 05:58 PM Response to Reply #22 |
25. Come Saturday, it will be really, really easy |
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salvorhardin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-20-11 04:51 PM Response to Original message |
23. According to Camping... |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-20-11 05:46 PM Response to Original message |
24. I don't think Christians are supposed to be much interested when folk float up into the blue yonder; |
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Wolf Frankula (118 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-20-11 07:26 PM Response to Original message |
29. StarFleet is on War Alert Just in Case |
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KaoriMitsubishi (74 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 12:02 AM Response to Original message |
32. Only if... |
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AsahinaKimi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-21-11 04:55 PM Response to Original message |
35. I am very happy being where I am ... |
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