ChuurchOfApathy.com

[struggle4progress]

This site won't help you do anything. I'm not trying to help you become more focused, motivated or confident. As the most happily apathetic, bitter and cynical person possibly inhabiting the planet, I'm not qualified to do so, and furthermore, I couldn't care less. If you're deluded enough to think your life could be made meaningful if only you might happen across the right website to assist your personal development into something other than the aimless, insignificant conglomeration of matter you are, fine; but this isn't the one. Like life itself, there is nothing meaningful to be found on this site ... http://www.chuurchofapathy.com/

30 Days To Failure
... Take daily exercise and dieting for instance. If you're making your life miserable working out at the gym every day, running on a treadmill like a hamster and eating like one too, have you ever asked yourself why? Do you think you're going to live forever? And if so, why would you want to? Perhaps you're afraid members of the opposite sex won't be attracted to you anymore if you "let yourself go" (recognize the essence of liberation inherent to this common expression). Have you not heard of porn? How about sex toys, removable shower heads, amyl nitrate and squishy, ripe melons? ... http://www.chuurchofapathy.com/30DaysToFailure.html

Pets Grow Old and Die - What's the Use?
I've never been much of a people person. I don't like them and they don't like me, which is why I once thought pets might be a suitable alternative to human relationships. After all, a good pet won't nag you for spending the entire weekend on the couch drinking beer and watching sports, it won't make your life miserable if you forget its birthday or the anniversary of the day you brought it home from the pound or woods, and if, God forbid, you mistake the sound of your urine on the bathroom tile floor for the toilet bowl while half asleep in the dark, it will let you clean it up at your leisure without making a whole federal case out of it ... http://www.chuurchofapathy.com/StupidPets.html

How to Lose Money with Your Website
... How much money can I lose with my website/blog?
It depends. If you stick to a cheap host like GoDaddy and your parents weren’t so closely related that their sweaty rutting didn’t conceive someone stupid enough to think paying some other website 15 cents or more per click to generate traffic to your blog is a good deal, that people would want to buy a bunch of crummy merchandise bearing your site’s logo, and that you need to invest in the finest security software to keep all the non-existent barbarians who give a fuck about hacking your site at bay, you can keep your losses low like mine ... http://www.chuurchofapathy.com/YourWebsiteSucks.html

[Silent3]

1. I had a comment but...

...you know, why bother? :)

[struggle4progress]

2. LOL!

:rofl: