The Witness Stick

[cleanhippie]

[rrneck]

1. Gah!

:rofl:

I got your witness stick right here baby. For $25 I'll let you hold it.

[ZombieHorde]

2. Sweet. nt

[trotsky]

3. LOL

Why does it matter if the streets are made of gold in heaven? Clearly if there's that much gold, it's worthless. Might as well say the streets are made of dirt.

But I love this: "At that point, you have just been invited to share your faith."

HAHAHA, GOTCHA YOU HEATHEN! I love how you don't even have to wait for the mark... er, person to answer "Why yes, I'd love to hear you prattle about Jeebus." YOU'RE IN LIKE FLYNN, BABY!

[frogmarch]

4. Is it for beating the devil out of infidels?

Atheists have the stick thing covered.

My daughter and granddaughter with their much cooler walking stick flutes: (One has a wonderful dragon on it and the other has a flying saucer and aliens.)

[Adsos Letter]

6. Lovely ladies!

I have two daughters.

[frogmarch]

7. I have just one, plus two sons.

It seems strange to see my granddaughter all grown up, when I haven't aged a bit. lol

[Odin2005]

11. The flutes are as cool as those gals are hot!

[darkstar3]

12. Um...yeeaaaaah...

Not that I'm going to emphatically disagree with you, or anything, but I just thought I'd add that I think the kneeling one might qualify you for a very special list...

[Odin2005]

13. OMG, I'm sorry, I assumed she is over 18.

:blush:

[frogmarch]

14. She's almost 22.

You're off the hook as far as her age goes, but she is my granddaughter, so watch it.

[Odin2005]

20. So only 3 years younger than me, fair game!

:evilgrin:

[darkstar3]

17. No judgments.

Turns out she's actually closer to my age than I thought, with the face of a cherub. ;)

[frogmarch]

18. and she's as sweet as one too.

But she's taken to dyeing her hair! :-O

She's actually a blonde.

[GKirk]

5. Perfect for priests to use on

those pesky little boys who keep showing up in court as witnesses.

"Keep your mouth shut boy or I'll beat you with this witness stick"

[frogmarch]

15. Yes! nt

[struggle4progress]

8. I could sell painted sticks @ $25 ??!

I'm gonna be rich! I have tons of them in my yard!

[darkstar3]

9. LOL, they chose "dark" instead of "black" for the color of sin.

Anybody wanna guess why?

[NMMNG]

10. What an amateurish looking piece of junk

$25 for that? Apparently some people will buy anything if you market it right.

[frogmarch]

16. “Now you can have

the wordless book emblazoned on a fine walking stick so that you can witness to those you encounter on your hikes around your neighborhood. I’d recommend you speak softly if you’re going to carry it.”

http://www.stufffundieslike.com/2011/08/gospel-gimmicks-the-witness-stick%C2%AE/

[SwissTony]

19. "At this point, you have been invited to share your faith"

No, you haven't. You're trying to invite yourself.

[AlecBGreen]

21. Are you dropping a birthday present hint?

Dang CH, at least you could try and be a little more subtle about it :evilgrin:

[cleanhippie]

22. Uhm, no, Alec.

But thanks.

:fistbump:

[ChadwickHenryWard]

23. So, basically it's an excuse to go out on a stroll

in the woods or down the shore, and pretend like you're doing some kind of work (for Jesus, no less.) Right.