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YankeyMCC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-11 05:10 PM
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Noah's Ark Joke
The priest asked young Paul what his favorite bible story was.

"I guess the one about Noah and the ark, where they floated around on the water for 40 days and 40 nights" replied Paul.

"That was a good story," said the priest, "and with all that water, I bet they had a good time fishing, don't you think?"

Paul thought for a moment, then replied, "I don't think so. They only had two worms."

Courtesy of John Varley http://varley.net/
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gateley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-11 05:15 PM
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1. Cute!
:)
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mysuzuki2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-28-11 05:31 PM
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2. funny but not factual.
there are actually 1000's of species of annelids.
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