What could possibly be worse than the glurge below?
The soundtrack - Mannheim Steamroller's "Silent Night."
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Here, let me ruin the surprise ending - this is supposed to be somebody's god talking, though I can't figure out which one.
I'm not posting the whole thing, due to potential copyright and actual gag-reflex problems. But I have thrown in some atheist editorializing...
You say you will never forget where you were when you heard the news on Sept. 11, 2001. Neither will I...
I was in the stairwell on the 23rd floor when a women cried out to me for help. "I have been knocking on the door of your heart for 50 years!" I said "Of course I will show you the way home - only believe in Me now."That sounds more like a mob shakedown than a religious experience.
I was at the base of the building with the Priest ministering to the injured and devastated souls. I took him home to tend to his Flock in Heaven. He heard my voice and answered...Uh...you mean the gay priest, Mychal Judge? This is obviously not the Mormon god talking.
I was on all four of those planes, in every seat, with every prayer. I was with the crew as they were overtaken. I was in the very hearts of the believers there, Comforting and assuring them that their Faith has saved them.Too bad you couldn't save their actual lives, you allegedly omnipotent dick.
However, if you were there in that explosive moment in time, would you have reached for Me? September 11, 2001 was not the end of the journey for you. But someday your journey will end. And I will be there for you as well. Seek Me now while I may be found. Then at any moment, you know you are "ready to go."
I will be in the stairwell of your final moments.And we close with...another shakedown! "Just BELIEVE in me! You'll die horribly anyway, but you'll die with that god-shaped hole in your heart filled...whether you believe in Yahweh, Allah or one of those fuzzy po-mo gods!"
Remember...I love you."And also remember to give my sales reps their 10% commission every Sunday!"
~God~http://www.wrensworld.com/silentnight911.htm