Jesus said to Peter, "Come forth and I will give you eternal glory;" but Peter came fifth and won a

[cleanhippie]

toaster.


Happy Blasphemy Day!!!


:hi:

[Autumn]

1. Good for Peter. Damn hard to get a good toaster that lasts

Happy Blasphemy Day to you too

[Pab Sungenis]

2. Blasphe-mEEEEE! Blasphe-yOOOOOOU!

Blasphe-everybody-in-the-room!

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

3. But was it a Darth Vader toaster?

[Kurmudgeon]

4. Happy Intolerance Day to you too!

[cleanhippie]

5. Only you ( and a few others here) would consider this intolerance.

Me think thou does project too much.



Careful, you are letting your insecurities show...

[darkstar3]

7. You have no idea what intolerance looks like, based on that sentence.

[starroute]

8. How about you chill out and have a frosty mug of 2 Corinthians 3:6

"The letter killeth, but the spirit giveth life."


Or in other words, any religion that takes itself too seriously becomes a death-trap.

[cleanhippie]

9. +1. Problem is, most believers like this do not follow their own saviors teachings.

It's that cafeteria style religious believer.

[roguevalley]

10. actually, I don't mind religious jokes as long as they don't turn

into a slag fest but I don't get the humor of this one. Meh, to each his own. :)

[provis99]

6. Jesus ate magic mushroooms and hallucinated Satan!

Happy Blasphemy day!

[LeftishBrit]

11. After the Flood, God told everyone to go forth and multiply

But the snakes stayed behind, because they were only adders.

But then Noah found them a hollow tree, so they could multiply by logs.