So this is where our movement came along and finally got the Bible right.

[cleanhippie]

http://unreasonablefaith.com/2011/10/09/4247th-time-is-a-charm/

[RC]

1. Actually all of them think they got the Bible right.

Why do you think killing and war is approved by the religious?
Answer, to get rid of those that have a different right version of the Bible. If you are the last one standing, that means you had the only right view of the Bible. God has nothing do with it.

[cleanhippie]

2. Hey, telling it like it is seems to be the same as persecution and bigotry around here.

[RC]

3. A thumbs up on that.

:thumbsup:

[laconicsax]

4. Rec'd to zero n/t

[cleanhippie]

8. Meh, I wear those unrecs as a badge of honor.

[ZombieHorde]

5. That is pretty funny. nt

[laconicsax]

6. There aren't enough branches on that chart.

Current count has about 42,000 denominations. http://www.gcts.edu/resources/documents/StatusOfGlobalMission.pdf">link

[pokerfan]

7. heresy...

I was walking across a bridge one day and I saw a man standing on a ledge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said, "Stop! Don't do it!"
"Why shouldn't I?" he asked.
"Well, there's so much to live for." "Like what?"
"Well, are you religious?" He said yes. I said, "Me too!"
"Are you Christian or Buddhist?" "Christian." "Me too!"
"Are you Catholic or Protestant?" "Protestant." "Me too!"
"Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?" "Baptist." "Wow, me too!
"Are you Baptist Church of God or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?" "Reformed Baptist Church of God." "Hey,me too!"
"Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1789 or Reformed Baptist Church of God, 1915?"
"He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915." "Me too."
"Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915, Western Congregation, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915, Eastern Congregation?"
"He said: "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915, Eastern Congregation."
"I said, "Die, heretic scum!!" And pushed him off the bridge.