So are we missing anyone today? Check in if you did not get raptured!

[cleanhippie]

Everyone seems to still be here, including the nice man and his wife who live next door who happens to be the minister of the largest church in town...

I guess Mr. Camping got it wrong....again.

:shrug:

[LynneSin]

1. Last night I watched the perfect Rapture Eve movie - "Red State" *Spoilers*

That had a bit of Rapture humor in it that worked well with the plotline!

[Raven]

2. I can't find my dog.;-)

[slackmaster]

3. I got raptured, but they figured out they had the wrong guy and sent me back

I'm OK now.

[rug]

4. I can't find David Sky.

[cleanhippie]

15. He died of natural causes.

I think we all saw that one coming.

[lillypaddle]

5. Thought I was going to heaven

but all I got was on this lousy message board. :)

[tularetom]

6. I had to come inside to go to the bathroom

but I'm going back out to await being raptured.

Didn't want to go to heaven with a full bladder.

[Xipe Totec]

14. I went to the bathroom and thought I was being raptured,

I was sitting on the john, having
a really satisfying bowel movement.



Those ones that border on mystical,
where you're like...



And there they were.



Hundreds of the cutest
little fat people...



...floating right in front of me.



It was wonderful. And then...



...they spoke.



And they said
that I had been chosen...


- Robyn Williams,
The Fisher King

[rurallib]

7. I thought it wasn't til 8PM?

give God a chance, his wonders to perform!

[liberal N proud]

8. 8 PM where?

It is after 9:30 in parts of the world.

[ret5hd]

9. This is ret5hd's next door neighbor. ret5hd wished me to convey this message if he wasn't here...

this morning:

HA HA YOU BUNCH OF LOSERS! I GOT RAPTURED AND YOU DIDN'T!

on edit: he just called me. he was called in to work early. never mind.

[Arkansas Granny]

10. Still here! I was so afraid that the rapture was going to spoil my birthday.

[Permanut]

11. Still here!

But I'm sure Harold just made another simple calculation error, and will have the correct date for us as soon as he refigures it.

[izquierdista]

12. I DID get raptured!

And you know EVERYONE here in heaven is on DSL and there are no pop-ups or slow page loads, I tell you, it's -- heaven!

[sinkingfeeling]

13. Here, but tired. I stayed up to watch the Rapture and didn't see a soul go skyward.

[Cirque du So-What]

16. Day's not over yet

We're not out of the woods until it's 10/22 at the international date line, yunno :eyes:

I'll be on pins & needles until it's 10/22 everywhere! :scared:

[Name removed]

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[LiberalEsto]

18. What rapture?

I'm still here, still unemployed...

[cleanhippie]

20. Exactly!

[NMMNG]

19. My wife and I are still here

As expected.

[mike_c]

21. I'm not here....

Oh, wait....

[madrchsod]

22. just released video of the rapture!

they must be republicans.........:evilgrin:

[madrchsod]

23. name removed just got raptured...!

i did`t know the mods had that kind of power.....

[ChadwickHenryWard]

24. Why do we even talk about the end of the world with seriousness?

These predictions have been around, at least in the Christian tradition, for 2000 years. They've never been right, so at this point they're just a waste of breath. Even pointing and laughing is past its expiration date at this point.

[Name removed]

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[Lydia Leftcoast]

26. The day is not over, but I'm not expecting to get raptured

Like most mainline Christians, I don't believe in it.

However, as a Minnesotan, I would be happy if a huge percentage of the local Republican party disappeared today. :evilgrin: