So did anyone here get "raptured"?

[Taverner]

If so - what's heaven like?

Is SRV there?

Because if not, I don't want to go there

[tularetom]

1. For a minute I thought my dog did

He didn't come running out when I pulled into the driveway.

But he was sleeping in the barn.

Everybody else around here is accounted for.

Tell ya the truth I'm a little pissed.

But you never know - we still have 3 hours here.

[Speck Tater]

2. What is heaven like? Well...

It depends on which heaven you go to. There's the conservative's heaven (usually referred to simply as "hell") and there's the dog-lover's heaven where the dogs never poop or grow old, and the video gamer's heaven where there's always a next level to challenge your skills, and the handyman's heaven where lumber is free and the tools never break or get rusty, and... well, you get the idea.

[LateTrade]

19. I prefer the DU Religion/Theology poster's heaven: where...........

fill in the blanks........

[EC]

3. Was that today?

Oh Well.

[msongs]

4. my mother the ocean, my father the sun, the earth my church, wind my song. is that rapture enuff?

[Historic NY]

5. Its quiet.

[kestrel91316]

6. I'm not sure. I am content enough in life that I'm not sure I'd notice.

[thecrow]

7. I was mildly thrilled for a while this afternoon

but rapture? No.

[Taverner]

8. Did Blondie sing the soundtrack?

If so - no Raaaaaaapture...

[Turbineguy]

9. I had a really

good hamburger for dinner. It should count for half credit.

[saras]

10. Happens regularly, especially in mushroom season. SRV is there...

The bad news is, SRV is heavily into Ableton Live. It being heaven, he can play a laptop the way he played a guitar.

On the other hand, it's heaven. ANYONE can play like Stevie Ray Vaughn. And thousands of them do.

[skepticscott]

11. Surprisingly

the WiFi connection in heaven really sucks, so it's hard to post here from there. But I hear Comcast is trying to run a cable up there, so that may help.

[Iggo]

12. I did...

...but I didn't have the right I.D., so they wouldn't let me on the plane.

[mysuzuki2]

13. I thought for a moment last night that I would experience the rapture.

but the she said "no, I don't think I'm ready for this." Oh well.

[Taverner]

16. At least it wasn't the rupture...

[mysuzuki2]

17. it probably could have gone either way.

[rrneck]

14. I did.

I discovered heaven is full of boring assholes so I came back.

[Taverner]

15. I KNEW it!!!!!

Heaven is a permanent church

[onager]

18. I did my part.

Drove around yesterday with the top down, warning people in Los Angeles it was the end of the world.

OK, I was driving around blasting R.E.M.'s "End Of The World As We Know It." Which is practically the same thing.