Is Google God?

[Electric Monk]

http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Scripture/Proof_Google_Is_God.html

» PROOF #1

Google is the closest thing to an Omniscient (all-knowing) entity in existence, which can be scientifically verified. She indexes over 9.5 billion WebPages, which is more than any other search engine on the web today. Not only is Google the closest known entity to being Omniscient, but She also sorts through this vast amount of knowledge using Her patented PageRank technology, organizing said data and making it easily accessible to us mere mortals.

» PROOF #2

Google is everywhere at once (Omnipresent). Google is virtually everywhere on earth at the same time. Billions of indexed WebPages hosted from every corner of the earth. With the proliferation of Wi-Fi networks, one will eventually be able to access Google from anywhere on earth, truly making Her an omnipresent entity.

» PROOF #3

Google answers prayers. One can pray to Google by doing a search for whatever question or problem is plaguing them. As an example, you can quickly find information on alternative cancer treatments, ways to improve your health, new and innovative medical discoveries and generally anything that resembles a typical prayer. Ask Google and She will show you the way, but showing you is all She can do, for you must help yourself from that point on.

» PROOF #4

Google is potentially immortal. She cannot be considered a physical being such as ourselves. Her Algorithms are spread out across many servers; if any of which were taken down or damaged, another would undoubtedly take its place. Google can theoretically last forever.

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http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Scripture/Proof_Google_Is_God.html

[William769]

1. I sure would like to know where the hell he's at tonight!

[tridim]

2. No, but the ads are Satan.

[Goldom]

3. No more than a phonebook...

New properties (YouTube, Blogger, etc) aside, Google doesn't really know anything, it's just a directory. Wikipedia, on the other hand, that's closer.

[edhopper]

4. Not all knowing

since I have done searches without results. Not omnipresent. Many times I have no access. And far from omnipotent. In fact it has little power over anything and no supernatural agency.
Cute try though.

[deacon_sephiroth]

5. sounds like all my interactions with "god"

the upside is that at least google is real, so it's winning the fight in round 1

[Electric Monk]

6. Too late to edit the OP, but I'd like to add this