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roman7 (77 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-11 12:02 AM Original message |
how do you use the words jesus christ ? |
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Taverner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-11 12:04 AM Response to Original message |
1. Well, considering how unlikely it is the synoptic gospels actually CONTAIN what Yeshua said... |
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Thats my opinion (804 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-11 10:54 AM Response to Reply #1 |
22. if you just take a look at the scholarly evidence |
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Taverner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-11 11:08 AM Response to Reply #22 |
24. check out the Jesus Seminar |
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Extend a Hand (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-11 12:11 AM Response to Original message |
2. Everytime I hear "Jesus Christ" and "dammit" I think of this Bill Cosby skit |
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handmade34 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-11 12:15 AM Response to Reply #2 |
3. ... |
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handmade34 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-11 12:19 AM Response to Original message |
4. well... |
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pscot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-11 12:35 AM Response to Original message |
5. Seldom |
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Speck Tater (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-11 12:41 AM Response to Original message |
6. Only when I hit my finger with a hammer, and then with "H. F-----ing" sandwiched in the middle. nt |
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laconicsax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-11 12:41 AM Response to Original message |
7. As blasphemy. |
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rrneck (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-11 12:43 AM Response to Original message |
8. You mean like |
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DesertFlower (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-11 12:56 AM Response to Original message |
9. i tend to yell out Jesus F------ christ. |
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RaleighNCDUer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-11 01:35 AM Response to Reply #9 |
13. Well dammit |
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TygrBright (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-11 01:05 AM Response to Original message |
10. I think it's purely a matter of your own desires and perceptions to shape yourself... |
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Beartracks (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-11 01:11 AM Response to Reply #10 |
11. You remind me of a Jesuit professor I once had. |
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roman7 (77 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-11 01:27 AM Response to Reply #10 |
12. best answer ive got yet |
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RaleighNCDUer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-11 01:37 AM Response to Reply #12 |
14. God doesn't suffer. |
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roman7 (77 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-11 01:51 AM Response to Reply #14 |
16. i like the idea of a god who suffers with us and for us |
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RaleighNCDUer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-11 04:29 PM Response to Reply #16 |
27. So your god is a masochist? |
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TygrBright (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-11 01:50 AM Response to Reply #12 |
15. Thank you. I am going to think about that. There is beauty in the concept. |
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darkstar3 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-11 02:04 AM Response to Original message |
17. Seldom, but usually right before the words "monkey balls." |
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Abin Sur (647 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-11 02:13 AM Response to Original message |
18. I don't consider them holy, nor do I spit them out. |
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dmallind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-11 02:22 AM Response to Original message |
19. Why does this remind me of Yahoo answers after middle school quitting time..... |
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saras (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-11 02:50 AM Response to Original message |
20. Like everything else of consequence, it depends. Sometimes you use a cell phone as a hammer. |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-11 09:42 AM Response to Original message |
21. Very rarely. In fact, I can't remember the last time I paired |
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deacon_sephiroth (315 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-11 11:06 AM Response to Original message |
23. creatively... n/t |
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Iggo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-11 11:15 AM Response to Original message |
25. Like Graham Chapman in Monty Python And The Holy Grail. |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-02-11 11:23 AM Response to Original message |
26. Words have no intrinsic meanings. |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-03-11 09:39 PM Response to Original message |
28. Generally I wrap them around the words "tapdancing" or "tittyfucking" |
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darkstar3 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-03-11 10:03 PM Response to Reply #28 |
29. You owe me a laptop. |
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backscatter712 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-04-11 06:45 AM Response to Reply #29 |
30. Points for creativity! |
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TransitJohn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Dec-04-11 04:38 PM Response to Original message |
31. As an interjection. eom |
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