Biblical Curse Generator

[banana republican]

http://www.ship-of-fools.com/curses/index.html


Listen, thou wolf in sheep's clothing, for you will be whipped with a thousand scorpions!

[Jackpine Radical]

1. Hear this, O ye love-crazed Gittite,

for you will beget difficult teenagers!


HeeHeeHee!

[Viva_La_Revolution]

2. Woe unto thee, thou sulphurous nonentity,

for you will have more mother-in-laws than King Solomon!

hee hee. excellent find. :)


edit: LOVE this one!

I pray thou shalt be kicked by an incontinent camel, O thou Mesopotomian harlot!

[lizerdbits]

3. Found one for a co worker!

May you be swallowed by a whale with excessively bad breath, O thou lying Girgashite!

[Dogmudgeon]

4. And to think, it's on a Christian website!

:evilgrin:

(Because they don't have a "VERY Evil Grin" emoticon.)

--p!