ssshhhh....It's Condem's birthday - don't' tell him I told you!!

[happyiowan]

Pearl Harbor, my eye. The real reason this day lives in infamy is the birth of Condem. Oh what was wrought unto the world... Though you'd never know it, he's a big, sweet Irish goof. Oh, and he's just a little lippy. And if you would like to know how old he is think of an ought year than sounds very much like lippy.

[JonLP24]

1. Happy birthday Condem!!

:party: :beer: :toast: :smoke: :hi:

[happyiowan]

2. oh - JonLP Thank you for wishing our Condem well...

I doubt it's a secret, but I'm the world's worst thread killer. I think this is the first I've ever started.

[madinmaryland]

3. Happy Birthday, Condem. BTW, Condem, don't forget to

feed the cats tonight. All 19!

:D

[Condem]

18. 17, mad.....17.

With a blizzard expected early tomorrow, I suspect at least 10 on the bed, tonight. Enough pussy to knit a sweater.

[madinmaryland]

22. Batten down the hatches, Condem! BTW, make sure all 19 cats are in for

the night!

:D

[Condem]

29. 10 to 14 inches, mad.

And I'm not talking about....never mind. I do live in Johnson County. That's where the blizzard warning is.

[trumad]

4. .

[madinmaryland]

5. Nice post, cboy!

Douche!

:D

[trumad]

7. I knew you'd go there...

:-)

[madinmaryland]

8. Uhmmm. I'm not the one posting pictures of buff guys.

:scared:

He would be proud of you and then call you a ****phobe.

[trumad]

10. or a retard.

[Condem]

11. Who the hell are you guys talking about?

Mr. Person?

[trumad]

12. Are TS'ed buddy Cboy

[Condem]

15. I'll probably be the minority, here.

But I actually miss the fucker. On many an occasion, he made me laugh. As you do. Which is the secret to the whole damn thing.

[trumad]

24. Nah---the sports forum is so much better without his doucheistry...

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[madinmaryland]

17. WOULD YOU STOP PM'ING MY WIFE!

She just called me a "douche"

DOUCHE!

:rofl:

[madinmaryland]

13. Heh!...

I bet he's been crying a lot this fall with the way the 49er's are playing!

:D

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[El Supremo]

54. Hey don't you have a Gay Pride Christmas Party to go to or something?

I want to watch the Broncos Raiders game. But I'll miss your posts when they are deleted.

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[happyiowan]

6. It may be a cartoon...

but it rather horrifies me. :scared:

[madinmaryland]

14. trumad was channeling his inner cboy.

:hide:

[happyiowan]

16. In order to settle your dispute....

I was about to have to tell you that Condem doesn't require a birthday for um, er, well...cartoon reenactments.

[madinmaryland]

21. ...

It horrifies us too. Just on ongoing joke about, well I guess you can figure that out.

Give Condem a wonderful evening. I'm there in about a year and a half!

:hi:

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[Condem]

9. Well, now. A great surprise!

Just got home from the grind. 50 years old, fuckers. That's what? A half century. Wanna say I enjoy talking to you folks, every day, i almost look forward to it. Tru, Jon, mad...thank you. Appreciated.

[El Supremo]

23. 50? Is that all?

Once you realize that Texas Football is better than anything in Ioway or the Big 11 then I'll wish you well.

[madinmaryland]

25. Thank god they gave the two mid-majors a BCS bowl game to keep their

fans amused!

:D

[Condem]

26. Love ya, El!!!

It's all in good fun. One of my very favorite posters. I mean that, sincerely. I'll admit. I have a few faves, here. The stalwarts
who are always here.

[El Supremo]

28. Gee, thanks.

Yankee Fucker!

[Condem]

30. Ya fuckin' Texan.

All right, EL. Texas plays TCU. Who????

[El Supremo]

32. That question of the ages will be undetermined...

thanks to the BCS!

Who will be The Mythical Champion this year?

[Condem]

33. I think Tejas shows up and gives Bama one helluva game..

but falls short by a TD. The TCU-Boise match-up still pisses me off, El. To move up you have to play the big boys. I don't know what happened here. But, it's an insult to both squads.

[El Supremo]

34. TCU is ranked 3rd In the AP

The AP still could make them #1.

[Condem]

35. A hollow victory, El.

If the BCS does the brave deal they pit TCU-FLA. TCU wins. Who knows. But the BCS never does the brave thing. It's a fucking sham.

[El Supremo]

36. Agreed

Are you and UptonDouche the same person?

But if there weren't 5 undefeateds this year, TCU or Texas would........

[H2O Man]

42. Happy 50th!

I can still remember being that young.

[a la izquierda]

19. Happy birthday, to a fellow Irishman...

from an Irish lass!

[Condem]

20. Thank you, a la.

BTW, I still think Stoops is a player for ND. Secretly.

[a la izquierda]

27. I guess we'll just have to wait and see...

I sure will miss seeing his wife's pink Mary Kay Cadillac and Bejeweled Jesus jacket around these parts, you know.
If Venables became the coach, I think the entirety of Norman would have coronaries during games. That guy is a stroke waiting to happen.

[Condem]

31. Well, a la. It come's down to Stoops and Kelly.

ND has gone for the flavor of the month the last two times. Time to take a proven entity.

[Forkboy]

37. Happy Birthday Condem!!

:toast:

[fishnfla]

38. Happy Birthday Boss

You get to make as wish when you blow out them birthday candles, dont forget*


*one wish only

[Condem]

39. Thanks!!!

Gonna try to get to work before that blizzard thing sets in. Then try to make it home.

[Capt. America]

44. Happy B-day Condem, to a fellow Big 10 freethinker (I am assuming)! Beat GT!

[TZ]

40. Happy birthday!

How'd I miss that you have lots of cats? Anyone with lots of cats is A-Okay in my book...Hope you had a good day..:toast:

[Condem]

41. Volunteers for Humane Soceity, TZ.

We were once at 21. Our back yard is a vast cemetery for a lot of friends. It's a happy house with all them. Happy put up a Christmas tree for them. A couple of the rowdy ones are scheming on how to bring it down. Had a good day, yesterday. A lot of snow moving in, today.

[TZ]

43. Hats off to you

The Humane Society does good work. And having two of the fuzzy monsters myself anyone who can deal with that many cats is a saint in my book!!:)

[joeybee12]

45. Uh-oh, I'm late, but Happy, Happy Birthday!!!!!

:toast: :party: :bounce:

[1gobluedem]

46. Very Happy Birthday, Condem

I hope it's a fantastic day for your my fellow Big Ten supporter!

[BOSSHOG]

47. A Belated Happy Birthday Old lMan

Go Hawkeyes!

[Jack Rabbit]

48. Happy birthday

Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday, dear Condem,
Happy birthday to you!

[LisaM]

49. Happy Birthday one day late!

I had a roommate once whose birthday was December 7th, and she'd always say, "it's my birthday! Let's get bombed!"