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Scurrilous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-10-09 10:18 PM
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The University of Alabama: Where Learning Something Something
Who cares about a national title when you get three days off school

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"When the brains behind the BCS get together to defend their decision to decide football's champion in a hard drive instead of on a field they are quite fond of pointing out how much class time would be missed as a result of the extra games a tournament requires. Thanks to the University of Alabama, they'll need to take their talking points back to the drawing board.

Alabama is giving the entire student body three days off of school, January 6th-8th, because the football team is meeting Texas in the BCS title game on January 7th. The powers that be say that their decision was based on how many students needed to be at the game, which is being played in Pasadena, and how it would be silly to hold classes with so many empty seats.

Finally, we have the answer to why Alabama ranks 49th in the nation on the math portion of the National Assessment of Educational Progress.

The University of Alabama has an enrollment of nearly 29,000 students this year and, at most, 250 of them are needed in Pasadena on the 7th. You've got the players, managers, student trainers, cheerleaders and the marching band. Maybe there's a student radio station that calls the games, but they probably have a more professional outfit for a team that takes precedence over the actual mission of an institution of higher learning.

Plenty of other students will be headed to the game but they aren't needed there. They're forking over some serious cash to watch their team play the big game. More power to them, many of us would do the same if we had the time and money, but that shouldn't overshadow the fact that the vast majority of Alabama students will be in Tuscaloosa on those three days."

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enuegii Donating Member (624 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 12:40 AM
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1. Math has nothing to do with it...
the kids will need those three days to get over their wicked hangovers, whether they're in Pasadena or Tuscaloosa.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 12:52 AM
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2. There's learning going on at Alabama??
Who would have known.

:wow:

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av8rdave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 04:59 PM
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4. All I can say for 'Bama is...
My son went there, from out of state on a full academic scholarship. They actually have a very competitive life sciences program there. He majored in Chemistry and minored in Computer Science. When his profs recognized him as someone who wants to work and achieve, they gave him plenty of opportunities. He got published 3 times as an undergrad, including as co-author, and his work has been cited numerous times. His grades earned him a full scholarship in a PhD program at another major university.

That school? University of Texas. They campaigned hard to get him there.

So yes, there is learning going on at Alabama. Lots of it.
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trumad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 05:06 AM
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3. Go Texas
Fuck Saban.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 06:15 PM
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5. Really thought provoking, tru!
Did you go to Alabama also??

:P

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trumad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 06:54 PM
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6. Fuck Saban.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 07:15 PM
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8. Why the Hatred, tru?
Because he has managed to screw your team(s) more than a few times? Nice job he did with the Phins! Parcells is still trying to clean up the mess.
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thatsrightimirish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 07:06 PM
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7. surprising that they are not already on break
I'm off almost the entire month on January.
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