Patriots mascot arrested in RI sex sting

[Scurrilous]

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"A man who acts as a mascot for the New England Patriots is among 14 people who have been arrested for prostitution-related crimes in Rhode Island since a new law went into effect that banned indoor prostitution.

The bill signed into law in November made prostitution a misdemeanor crime regardless of where it occurs. Previously, indoor prostitution was allowed because of a legal loophole.

State Police say Robert Sormanti of Warwick was among those arrested in an undercover sting at a hotel. The Providence Journal reports Sormanti is among the team's mascots.

The Patriots said in a statement that multiple people wear the mascot costume and that the "individual in question" has been suspended."

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5j4IeJ9xIyILen9mz1Azb6QTfijtQD9CHE7L80

[SpiralHawk]

1. Is he a republicon? Was he having diaper sex with a hooker?

Was he into teabagging?

Did they do IT in a public bathroom?

Did he assume a republicon Wide Stance?

How many of Tiger's mistresses were involved?

Has Jeebus forgiven him yet?

I sure hope we get to the bottom of this scurillous news.

[joeybee12]

2. Yeah, we need to know if he kept that costume on durng it...

...that's a LOT of head.

Well, I'll get banned for that, or go to hell, or both!

[SpiralHawk]

3. Get banned?

Is that some kind of republicon sex kink?

[joeybee12]

8. Not banned...it's another key word....

HEAD!!!!!

[JonLP24]

4. Don't forget to get your picks in

You have 1:11:10 to do so! :bounce:

[hughee99]

5. Call it a hunch, but he's probably not a repuke.

There's not a whole lot of them in this area. I'll bet he went for a massage with "happy ending", which is what I think these laws (the "indoor prostitution" laws) were directed at.

[trumad]

6. The cops used the Pat's videographer for the sting.

[Onceuponalife]

7. Dumb law

It should be legal everywhere.

[Yavin4]

9. Only One Word Describes Rhode Island Prostitutes

Hawt.