***NCAA FOOTBALL CHAMPIONSHIP THREAD***

[Condem]

Sorry, I'm late folks. Got 9 inches of the white stuff. I measured it with my....ruler. Here we go!

[Condem]

1. Will this fucking thing ever start???

Jesus.

[madinmaryland]

2. Ohio State, Iowa, and Penn State won. What else is left?

Is Tebow playing tonight??

:D

[Condem]

3. God damn, mad. Isn't it a great feeling??

I've been on cloud eleven. Not just for Iowa. My early prediction for 2010. Ohio State takes the marbles. You read it here.

[madinmaryland]

7. Interesting how the SEC and PAC-10 apologist have been real quiet the

last few days!

[Condem]

8. I get a kick out of assholes like Jimmy Johnson.

Iowa had a month to prepare for the triple option. Yeah, you fuck. Didn't GT have a month to prepare for Iowa? Always down on the Best conference.

[madinmaryland]

10. Easy there, Condem. Jimmy Johnson won three Super Bowls for America's team

Let's not diss JJ.

Thank you.

[Condem]

11. Little trivia, mad.

Was a classmate of Janis Joplin. I have a hard time believing they hung out together.

[Condem]

12. Is Bama laying another fucking egg???

Damn, Nick. Nice work. 6-0.

[madinmaryland]

15. A Little more trivia, con...

Jim Tressel is from my home time. His Dad graduated from my high school a few years (30) before I did.

Lee Tressel who led the Division 3 power house (Baldwin Wallace) to a championship in 1978. Unfortunately he died way too young.

[Condem]

22. You've met him, then?

Good dude?

[madinmaryland]

27. Not quite.

His father graduated in 49. He coached through the 60's and 70's. His family that stayed in farming in our community, were the ones I went to school with. Good folks.

[Condem]

30. What town, mad?

I know you went to ONU. Got to be near there.

[madinmaryland]

35. ...

The same town as ONU. Look up onu.edu

[Condem]

37. Aaaahhh. Ada.

Spelled backwards, thats....

[madinmaryland]

39. Heh! All of the footballs used in the NFL come from Ada.

The Wilson Football factory is there. Pretty cool seeing them make the footballs.

[Condem]

44. Something has to come from Ada.

Now, I know.

[madinmaryland]

58. Yeah! I did!

:rofl:

[Condem]

61. I said something, mad.

Not nothing.

[madinmaryland]

75. Actually you said nothing!

:D

[Condem]

76. I always do, mad!

It's something I'm very proud of.

[BOSSHOG]

67. Yeah lets not Dis JJ

University of Arkansas National Champions 1964, along with the owner of the Dallas Cowboys and Barry Switzer's in the mix. Wow, the Cowboys owned and led by Hillbillies.

[Condem]

72. Man, I hate the fuck.

Miami on. Just a stupid, belligerant fucking Texan.

[madinmaryland]

84. Easy there, Condem. Us Big-10 fans are not haters.

[Condem]

88. Oh, yeah we are, mad.

Big time. I have enough hate for assholes in sports to cover everyone in the Sports Forum. And JJ is one. Both these fucking coaches, also. Man. Is there anyone less intelligent than Mack Brown?

[madinmaryland]

83. Three Super Bowl Championships too!

Thanks, Boss!

[BOSSHOG]

62. Okay I'll give it a shot

if it were a playoff instead of BCS, two teams from the SEC would be in the championship game.

[Condem]

64. Don't think so, BOSS.

You folks weren't really that impressive, this Bowl season. Now, the Big Ten. Just pure out dominating.

[BOSSHOG]

71. Law of Physics

Not impressive in the SEC equals dominating in the Big Ten

I'll offer Alabama V Florida for a championship matchup. And look forward to the hand from the Big Ten.

[Condem]

73. Ohio State V Iowa.

A classic the first time around. With Stanzi back at QB. Beyond the ultimate. Both teams dominated their opponents in the Rose and Orange. Yes, BOSS. Two BCS games.

[madinmaryland]

86. I think that is the Law of the SEC apologist!

:rofl:

My wife just said I was "gackling" as I typed this. Yeah, I have no idea what the fuck that means either!

[Condem]

89. Gackling?

Please have your wife define. Gackling Gun?

[madinmaryland]

97. It's a reflex to an SEC apologist commenting about how good the SEC is.

[Condem]

99. I'll add that to my vocabulary.

[BOSSHOG]

111. Do you have any idea

which SEC team will be preseason Number One next season?

Lordy I wish another conference would step up.

How good the SEC Was, Is and Will Be!

[LiberalFighter]

48. Tebow was probably praying that both teams failed to show up

and he would win by default.

Of course, he has to wear his eye black with the bible verses.

[Condem]

53. What would of it been tonight, Liberal?

Tebow's verse, I mean?

[madinmaryland]

I'll pm trumad to find that out!

:hide:

[Condem]

4. What the fuck was that, Nick!?!?

Utter bullshit.

[fishwax]

5. on 4th and 23?

What? The? Fuck?

[Condem]

6. McCoy hurt???

Wow. That could change it up quick.

[Condem]

9. If he's done, Texas is done.

3-0. Good stand by Bama.

[El Supremo]

14. OU has a Voodoo Doll

But I haven't heard whether he is out.

[Condem]

16. Hey, El.

Hope it isn't serious. If he comes back, Texas wins.

[givemebackmycountry]

13. McCoy got rocked - looks like a shoulder -

BUT

The Texas "D" can keep them in this game.
They just can't afford ANY turnovers.

This is going to be good.

[Condem]

18. Bama can't do anything right.

[a la izquierda]

17. I was supposed to be at a conference in San Diego...

instead, I have a perforated fucking eardrum and a 101 fever. So I'm freezing my ass off in Norman, watching the game from my sickbed.

[Condem]

20. Freezing your ass off, a la?

Our wind chill right now is minus 20. Going to the -30 area tonight.

[a la izquierda]

52. We'll be down around -20 wind chill tonight.

San Diego would have been nice and warm, but I didn't even get out of Houston. Which was also cold.

[El Supremo]

65. "Colt McCoy will not return,"

Fuck it.

Too bad. OU has its revenge.

[Condem]

69. Might as well go to bed, El.

A shame. This game is now a ? mark.

[a la izquierda]

77. What does OU have to do with anything?

I'm confused (it's probably the copious drugs for my ears).

[El Supremo]

29. Just have a couple of shots of Hornitos and enjoy the game.

With McCoy out with a shoulder injury. Should make you feel just fine!

Oh, and turn up the heat. We're at about 3 above now.

[a la izquierda]

54. My heat is cranked, I made a hot toddy...

and I didn't see McCoy get hurt. I like him, so it sucks to see him go down.

Flying over texas today was a real treat. My ears went crazy the whole time, and when I landed in Houston, bam, there went my eardrum.

[Condem]

56. I'm a little early,a la, but so what.

Looks like co-champs in the pool. You and joey.

[a la izquierda]

60. dang! that's awesome!

maybe I should quit grad school and do this for a living. i did great in bowl mania too.

[Condem]

63. Well done. 21-13

Stoops taught you well. It was the Iowa pick that did it!

[Botany]

19. Tex ASS has come to play!

They are taking the fight to Alabama.

Like OSU v Miami

Florida V OSU

Looks like Tex ASS was tired of hearing about "bama.

[Condem]

21. Long way to go, Botany.

Without McCoy, they'z in trouble.

[givemebackmycountry]

23. This Upchurch kid - did his dad play for the Broncos?

Rick Upchurch?

Good receiver for the Donks.

[Condem]

24. Good question. Google time.

[fishwax]

34. I don't think that's his son, but I remember Upchurch well

He was a good receiver and also a good kick returner.

He has two sons and a stepson, but none are named Roy: http://www.rickupchurch.com/About%20Rick.htm

[Condem]

38. Good to have you here, fishwax.

Sincerely.

[fishwax]

74. wouldn't miss it, Condem

[joeybee12]

25. Is it still time to edit your post to BULL-C-SHIT Championship?

There is no national championship, just a rigged system.

[Condem]

26. Sorry, joey. I love me my bowls.

Think about this. Has there been one college BB thread this season? 2 months old, now.

[madinmaryland]

28. Sorry, condem. I love my bowels, also!

:hide:

[Condem]

31. Shredded wheat.

Or Grape Nuts.

[El Supremo]

32. Hey! Vince Young has a year of eligibility left!

And I think he's at the game.

[givemebackmycountry]

33. Oh, man - this is not good - this is a disaster -

I don't want a blowout in the BCS Championship game -
Can they show the Northwestern - Auburn game again?

[Condem]

36. We'll never know.

McCoy doesn't get hurt. Who knows?

[CBR]

40. This is so disappointing. The game just feels false, phony without

McCoy.

[Condem]

46. Like I said, CBR.

We'll never know.

[trotsky]

51. Yup.

The "best" bowl of them all will end up being the worst.

[Condem]

55. I'll Tebow it for a second, trotsky.

God only hopes we have a Big Ten team in the deal, next year. At least it would be interesting.

[trotsky]

79. Apart from a couple of plays, the Texas D has played well.

This could have been a good one.

Yeah, the Big Ten could have delivered a much better show.

[El Supremo]

41. Wait just a fucking second. Isn't that McCoy's non-thowing shoulder.? n/m

[Condem]

45. Doesn't matter, El.

If the man's hurt, he's hurt. I think Churchill said that.

[Condem]

42. What's eating Gilbert Grape?

Sorry. I couldn't resist it.

[travelingtypist]

43. How many TVs just clicked off with that?

21-6.

Mine for one.

Jeez.

[fishwax]

47. Why did Mack Brown call a timeout instead of just running out the clock

You've got a completely untested QB after your franchise goes down with an injury, and he calls a timeout so that he can throw a fucking shovel pass? :wtf:

Yeah, that play is usually low-risk, but it's also very low reward when there's 15 seconds left and you're 65 yards from the endzone :shrug:

[charlie and algernon]

49. Is Boise State available for the second half?

time for Texas to tag out and let another team have a try.

[fishwax]

50. Lee Corso looks and sounds plastered

:rofl:

I agree, though, that it was a bonehead call :rofl:

[Condem]

78. Just a damn shame, c & a.

McCoy might have done it.

[Auggie]

57. WTF is with the crowd noise?

ABC cranks its up so loud I can barely hear Ment Busmurger...

oh, wait...

:thumbsup:

[Condem]

59. Damn, Auggie.

My balls fall off every time I see your avatar. "They took everything. Even the stuff we didn't steal."

[Auggie]

87. ?

Your balls fall off?

I suggest you start drinking heavily.

[Condem]

90. Eat Me.

[Auggie]

92. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

:rofl:

[Condem]

93. Germans?

Shut up. He's on a roll.

[Onceuponalife]

66. Screw McCoy This is great!!

I'm dancing a jig right now. I fucking hate Texas and their stoopid cowboy hats, too. 'bama makes the absolutely stupidest play I've ever seen on that fake punt fail and yet they are up 24-6 at half. Fucking A

:bounce:

[Condem]

70. Why even play the 2nd half?

It's over, Once.

[El Supremo]

68. "Colt McCoy will not return."

Fuck it.

OU has its revenge.

[fishwax]

80. It's an 11-point game now, and Texas just recovered an onside kick

Still a ballgame, against the odds ...

[Condem]

81. The Tide will win, fish.

4th quarter.

[fishwax]

82. they better make with the offense

and soon.

But, yeah, I still think they'll win.

[BlooInBloo]

85. Did somebody force bama to play shitty to make the game appear closer?

Because that's what it looks like.

[Condem]

91. Just a Saban choke job, Bloo.

Give him a month and he'll fuck it up.

[fishwax]

94. Alabama went into a shell in the 3rd quarter, and it's killing them now

[Condem]

95. How much more can Saban fuck this up?

We're about to find out.

[fishwax]

96. another fake punt? This time on 3rd down?

:shrug:

[Condem]

98. Go ahead. Name me a worse coach the last coupla' years in The Big Game.

Nick the Dick.

[fishwax]

101. I wish he'd called this kind of game in the 2004 Sugar Bowl against OU

:)

[Condem]

100. Well now.

If Bama can't cash in here. Game over.

[fishwax]

102. 3rd and goal, Condem -- maybe Nick'll kick the FG here?

;)

[Auggie]

103. Well, with that touchdown I have one thing left to say...

FOOD FIGHT!

[Condem]

104. You mention extortion again, Dean Wormer..

And I'll have both your legs broken. I won't have any drunken riots in my town.

[dark forest]

105. ROLL TIDE

They palyed sloppy at times, but they came through for me in the end.

[av8rdave]

106. Agreed. When you play #2, it's gonna be tough

[lazarus]

107. roll tide

They came through in the end.

Props to Texas for not folding when McCoy went down.

[av8rdave]

108. Huge props to Texas

What a night for Gilbert. That kid has quite the future!

Roll Tide, but what a great game. The final score was not indicative of the way the game went at all.

[Onceuponalife]

109. Looks like Delta house went to bed.

What the fuck happened to the Delta I used to know?

[Condem]

110. Put Neidemeier on it....

He's a sneaky little shit just like you, Marmalade.

[Onceuponalife]

115. You ever notice the Niedermayer joke in Twilight Zone the Movie?

The scene where the soldiers are walking in a swamp in Vietnam and they mention how they fragged "Lt. Niedermayer?" That segment was directed by John Landis who also directed Animal House. You'll remember at the end of Animal House they said that Niedermayer was killed in Vietnam by his own troops! Great gag.

[Condem]

117. Yeah. I didn't bother to Google the spelling, Once.

Wow. I was way off. Vic Morrow. He lost his head in that scene. Even to this day, I see references to the great film. Especially sports writers.
Double secret probation. That's one you see a lot. My standard line at our tailgates is 'grab a brew...don't cost nuthin.' Most don't see it. But once in a while...'Thanks, Bluto'. Yes. A great feeling.

[Auggie]

113. Road Trip

[bevoette]

112. i could not be prouder of my HORNS :)

coulda been a disaster...but they never gave up. camethisclose. there were some nervous tide fans in those stands in the 4th, lol

amazing :applause:

Gilbert is gonna be another monster. can't WAIT. B-)

Hook 'em!

[piedmont]

114. McElroy played with cracked ribs-- helps to explain the conservative play-calling.

http://blog.al.com/tide-source/2010/01/mcelroy_reportedly_was_playing.html

[Syrinx]

116. I've never played football with cracked ribs

But I've laughed and sneezed when I did. Ouch. Really ouch. I can't imagine playing football in that condition.

Roll Tide.

[Onceuponalife]

118. Yeah, even breathing hurts

I once landed on my ribs diving for a fly ball playing softball and it hurt like hell for a couple weeks. I thought for sure I broke a rib but the doctor said no, just bruised. So I can only imagine the pain of real broken ribs.

The poster who thinks playing with a cracked rib is no big deal must be out of their mind.