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maseman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-10-10 07:58 PM Original message |
Jesus is Quite the Sports Fan |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-10-10 07:59 PM Response to Original message |
1. George Carlin put it best: God is undefeated in their book. |
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goldywiggs (11 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-10-10 08:02 PM Response to Original message |
2. You are incorrect; they are expressing their gratitude to the creator for their abilities. |
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maseman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-10-10 08:03 PM Response to Reply #2 |
3. I never see them point to the sky after they lose |
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msongs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-10-10 08:04 PM Response to Reply #3 |
5. they are thanking jesus for smiting their enemies. How'd that work for Florida last season? nt |
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maseman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-10-10 08:06 PM Response to Reply #5 |
6. well that would seem to make sense actually |
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fishwax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-10-10 08:07 PM Response to Reply #3 |
8. Colt McCoy did after Texas lost the BCS Championship Game |
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Artie Bucco (174 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-10-10 10:15 PM Response to Reply #8 |
39. Colt McCoy |
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Renew Deal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-10-10 08:09 PM Response to Reply #3 |
10. I noticed that too |
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maseman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-10-10 08:13 PM Response to Reply #10 |
12. That's kind of my point |
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swifty32661 (3 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-11-10 03:10 PM Response to Reply #3 |
47. I agree with you, the pointing is ridiculous |
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Forkboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-10-10 08:04 PM Response to Reply #2 |
4. You're in for a fun time here. |
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Soylent Brice (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-10-10 09:11 PM Response to Reply #2 |
29. i think the problem is that it seems a tad ridiculous |
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TexasObserver (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-10-10 09:16 PM Response to Reply #2 |
30. No, it isn't, or they wouldn't need to win to do it. |
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ProfessorGAC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-11-10 09:08 AM Response to Reply #2 |
42. Hey, Pollyanna Is Here |
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Iggo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-11-10 02:54 PM Response to Reply #2 |
45. delete |
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Fuzz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-10-10 08:07 PM Response to Original message |
7. Jesus made us lose. I'm switching to Islam! |
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Renew Deal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-10-10 08:08 PM Response to Original message |
9. How do you know they are pointing to Jesus? |
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maseman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-10-10 08:14 PM Response to Reply #9 |
13. I suppose they could be pointing |
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devilgrrl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-10-10 08:10 PM Response to Original message |
11. I keep hoping one of the Jewish players would do something like that after they scored. |
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Shallah Kali (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-10-10 08:16 PM Response to Original message |
14. "Onward Christian Athletes": Tom Krattenmaker's Book Explores Evangelical Monopoly In Sports World |
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msongs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-10-10 08:20 PM Response to Reply #14 |
17. how does that thou shalt not committ adultery go over? nt |
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Fire_Medic_Dave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-10-10 08:35 PM Response to Reply #17 |
23. Good thing Tiger's not a Christian eh? |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-10-10 09:19 PM Response to Reply #17 |
32. Or in Gilbert Arenas' case, thou shalt not kill? |
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uppityperson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-10-10 08:18 PM Response to Original message |
15. For all your Jesus sports statue needs.... |
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Monk06 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-10-10 08:58 PM Response to Reply #15 |
25. And I thought black velvet prayer hands were the pinnacle of dumb ass Christian absurdity |
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dflprincess (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-10-10 10:13 PM Response to Reply #15 |
38. I thought you had to go to Lourdes to find a religious object that tacky |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-10-10 08:18 PM Response to Original message |
16. Why does anyone care? People thank God for many things. |
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trotsky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-10-10 08:22 PM Response to Reply #16 |
18. Hypocrites just aren't very popular. |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-10-10 08:28 PM Response to Reply #18 |
20. Well there are also verses in the Bible where people came together |
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trotsky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-10-10 08:29 PM Response to Reply #20 |
21. But that one is supposedly a direct quote from your Jesus fellow. |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-10-10 08:33 PM Response to Reply #21 |
22. All righty then! Thanks! |
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trotsky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-10-10 09:05 PM Response to Reply #22 |
27. No need to get so snippy. |
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Shell Beau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-10-10 09:16 PM Response to Reply #27 |
31. I know my Bible very well. I am not about to argue its contents |
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trotsky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-10-10 09:27 PM Response to Reply #31 |
35. OK, if you prefer a different (unspecified, of course) verse than a direct quote from Jesus, |
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hughee99 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-11-10 07:20 PM Response to Reply #35 |
50. Check out Luke 10:21 |
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hughee99 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-11-10 07:18 PM Response to Reply #18 |
49. The bible is just full of contradictions... |
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Forkboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-10-10 09:26 PM Response to Reply #16 |
34. Yeah, but a first down is among the very best of those things. |
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kanrok (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-10-10 08:23 PM Response to Original message |
19. i guess we all need something to get upset about |
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maseman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-10-10 08:42 PM Response to Reply #19 |
24. not upset, just confused |
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Enrique (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-10-10 09:00 PM Response to Original message |
26. I always thought it was unfair that God helped some teams |
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daleo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-10-10 09:08 PM Response to Original message |
28. God should't play favorites |
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immoderate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-10-10 09:25 PM Response to Original message |
33. God is semi-retired but still takes an interest in sports (and music awards.) |
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virgogal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-10-10 09:28 PM Response to Original message |
36. Aw it's just ritualistic and harmless. |
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Historic NY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-10-10 09:34 PM Response to Original message |
37. The alway look to "Hail Mary" too. |
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Nye Bevan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jan-10-10 10:18 PM Response to Original message |
40. If God made the Yankees win their 27th World Series title |
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Capt. America (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-11-10 08:30 AM Response to Reply #40 |
41. +1000! God shouldn't be helping the Yankees, they already have Fox and Selig helping them. |
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Renew Deal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-11-10 10:34 AM Response to Reply #41 |
43. Bullshit and more bullshit |
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trumad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-11-10 10:45 AM Response to Original message |
44. Ummm |
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Iggo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-11-10 02:59 PM Response to Reply #44 |
46. That's what I was thinking. |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jan-11-10 05:16 PM Response to Original message |
48. Once Tebow gets drafted, |
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