Tim heads to court....

[Upton]

Now that this nonsense is finally over.. Tim can kick back, smoke a bowl, and think about all those arbitration millions he's got comin'

(01-19) 10:53 PST VANCOUVER, Wash. -- The Giants' Tim Lincecum wrapped up his legal dealings with Clark County today, spending 10 minutes in district court to accept a drug paraphernalia charge, a civil infraction that drew a $513 fine for the two-time Cy Young Award winner.

Lincecum wore a sleek gray suit and an open-collared green shirt - and no beanie - for his appearance before Judge Darvin Zimmerman.

Lincecum's father, Chris, attended the proceedings. And Giants' managing partner Bill Neukom was seen outside the court building afterward, shaking hands with Lincecum and talking with him briefly.

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/01/19/SPDK1BKAGE.DTL#ixzz0d6jXQXnv

[El Supremo]

1. Tommy Chong was dressed better at his sentencing. >>

[Upton]

3. Look, the article made it clear Tim left off his beanie

what more do you want? Man, you fundie staters are hard to please.

[El Supremo]

5. Beanie?

That's more like a homeless bum's stocking hat.

[madinmaryland]

2. Is that you or Tim's girlfriend in the green tank top trailing behind him

in the first photo.

:shrug:

[Auggie]

4. Tim's girlfriend

[madinmaryland]

6. Well, at least Tiger Woods will not be hitting on her.

:hide:

[Jack Rabbit]

7. Are you sure?

??

[Onceuponalife]

8. Well, she IS white, so maybe...

[Auggie]

9. Woods is reportedly undergoing sex rehab -- no joke

ESPN.com news services / 01-19-10

Tiger Woods is receiving treatment at a sex rehabilitation clinic in Mississippi, Benoit Denizet-Lewis, author of a book titled "America Anonymous: Eight Addicts in Search of a Life" and himself a recovering sex addict, wrote on his personal blog Monday, citing an unnamed source.

Denizet-Lewis says he spent some time at Pine Grove Behavioral Health & Addiction Services in Hattiesburg a few years ago while writing his book and that is where he says Woods is receiving treatment.

Last week, Radar Online and Jackson, Miss., television stations WJTV and WLBT reported through sources that Woods was at the Hattiesburg clinic. Officials at the clinic have not confirmed that Woods is there, and ESPN independently has not been able to confirm that Woods is at the clinic.

Denizet-Lewis, who has written for the New York Times Magazine and other publications, writes that he spent some time at the clinic a few years ago while working on his book and writes that the programs at the clinic include group therapy sessions and family and couples therapy, so if Woods "and his wife, Elin, are serious about repairing the marriage, she will be spending some time in treatment with Tiger."

LINK: http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4839414

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Nota bene: No confirmation by ESPN this story is accurate

[trumad]

10. Marilyn Manson without the makeup

with that said--- it's silly he even got busted for the amount of pot he had.

[Upton]

11. And don't you wish he was a Marlin?

Though I must say, a star like Tim isn't used to pitching before the kind of extremely TINY crowd, half of them in hot tubs, that the Marlins draw..

Anyway, Lincecum was born to be a Giant.

[joeybee12]

12. One word of advice Tim...

bronzer.

[Ter]

13. That looks exactly like Bill Clinton in the bottom picture

The one who's shaking Tim's hand.

[Onceuponalife]

14. Timmy is puckering up for him....

:wtf: