I am so relieved! Tiger will play at the Masters...

[rfranklin]

My dreams have been fulfilled.

[Fumesucker]

1. I'm sorry but my Snarkometer (tm) is on the blink lately.. n/t

[AngryAmish]

2. Good news!

[wtmusic]

3. What an amazing feat of courage, after all he's been through. nt

[DrDan]

9. yes - his ability to juggle all those relationships transcends that of mere mortals

well . . . perhaps hot . . . he did get caught

[joeybee12]

4. I've had insomnia over this!!!

And I will include this... :sarcasm: ...that i believe you forgot to!

[OneTenthofOnePercent]

5. IMO, he never should have stopped playing.

[Fleshdancer]

6. and you know this is very important because....

I received a @%&$*#! BREAKING NEWS ALERT in my #$%&*@! email about it. Seriously.

[Newsjock]

7. This is good news for John McCain!

:sarcasm:

[Botany]

8. After hiring Ari Fleischer Woods told the world he doesn't give a shit.

He might as well bang the pancake house lady in the azaleas @ the Masters



I will never talk to him again.

*****************

Time for people to yell "Get in the hole."

[rocktivity]

14. Woods' hiring Fleischer adds an entirely new dimension

to the concept of playing golf with a handicap.


rocktivity

[spanone]

10. i will be there to watch him....no snark from me.

[quinnox]

11. heh, yes the world is right once again, he should be awarded

the congressional gold medal for courage for coming back, unfairly maligned for his natural sexual desires as an athlete.

Hell, just put his own bordello in his house stocked with as many women as he wants and then no more problems in this area. <sarcasm>

[Shell Beau]

12. I am glad. I hope he can bring it.

[LisaM]

13. Now that he's proved how much he loves and respects women

I fully expect him to lobby for them to be allowed as members at Augusta. Oh, wait......

[Captain Hilts]

18. After doing that Nike ad about blacks not being allowed on courses, it's kind of interesting...

isn't it? He's always been OK with the sexism at Augusta.

To be frank, if the folks at Augusta want to prohibit women as members, that's their choice. The PGA's endorsement of this policy is another.

[joeybee12]

19. Yeah, he's gonna have a crowd of watchers who'll be blaming Elin

for the whole mess...you know, if a woman isn't woman enough to keep her man from straying....shit like that.

[cherokeeprogressive]

15. Prediction: It'll be the most watched Masters evah.

No matter how much you be hatin' on him.

[rocktivity]

21. DING DING DING! Cherokeeprogressive, you're our grand prize winner!

It'll be the most watched Masters evah...

And you can bet the PGA is weeping with joy. Indeed, I'll bet they're hurting so much financially (the way the NBA did after Michael Jordan retired), they played a role in his sudden comeback.

It's because athletes like Woods and Jordan and Gretzky are super DUPER stars--their talent and charisma are both so extraordinary is attracts even non-sports fans (and their money). When players like them leave, their non-sports fans do, too.

:headbang:
rocktivity

[Forkboy]

16. I think I'm going to root for him to win, just to piss people off.

:evilgrin:

[Captain Hilts]

17. No surprise there. The PGA endorses Augusta National's sexism. nt

[Auggie]

20. Another aspect columnists are writing about this morning...

the Nazi-like tactics of Augusta National security will help shield Woods from journalists and protesters.

[Captain Hilts]

22. Augusta National is a private course, and they can run it as they want. But the PGA should not

be endorsing a lot of that behavior.

[Jack Rabbit]

23. I am so relieved. The Tigers will play in the American League