New poll out: Iowa City rated as most boring college town.

[El Supremo]

Chicago-

Easily beating out Provo, Utah and Waco, Texas, Iowa City, Iowa was named the Most Boring College Town in America today.

On hearing the news, the mayor, Ross Wilburn, said that he was moving to Moline, Illinois where he might enjoy a more exciting existence.

[Condem]

1. I was wondrin', El.

Ross Wilburn USED to be Mayor. Currently 82 degrees. The town will be anything but boring, tonight.

[El Supremo]

3. Iowa City is such a boring backwater town that...

even Wikipedia hasn't updated who the mayor is.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

[Condem]

4. Well, El. If Tejas joins the Big Ten....

...you might have to make a road trip and see for your self!

[happyiowan]

2. Spring F'ing Fever

This sleepy little town is going to go wild tonight. And this is exactly why we suffer the horrendous winters. We'll be boring tomorrow while everyone sleeps it off. Then right back at it for Friday night.

[El Supremo]

5. So where do University of Iowans go for Spring Break?

Davenport?

[JonLP24]

6. They go to Ames

:hide:

[Condem]

7. No, El.

Perth Amboy, NJ. In the Lenne Lenape language it means 'bad smell'.

[Onceuponalife]

8. Is this one of those fundie towns

that roll up the sidewalks at 5 and won't sell booze on Sundays?:silly:

[PVnRT]

9. No, but they are a nuclear-free zone according to a sign between IC and Coralville