Missed this: 'Barry Bonds In Stands Ruins World Series For Everyone'

[El Supremo]

SAN FRANCISCO—Players, officials, announcers, and spectators agreed that the 2010 World Series was completely ruined after Barry Bonds was spotted sitting in the stands of AT&T Park Wednesday night. "I was overjoyed to be at the ballpark, sitting with my son and watching my favorite team compete in the World Series," lifetime Giants fan Dale Norgren told reporters. "But then I saw that jerk and it just soured the whole night. I couldn't even enjoy my hot dog once I knew Barry Bonds was sitting just 50 feet from me. Fuck." When told the Giants had won Game 1, Norgren said that he no longer cared and that he had given his son's baseball glove to a panhandler.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/barry-bonds-in-stands-ruins-world-series-for-every,18362/

[joeybee12]

1. Fantastic!

Yeah, sums it up.

Unfortunately, Texas has war criminals in its stadium.

[NBachers]

2. Not me- Barry Bonds is a true baseball hero to me

The San Francisco Giants- "Team Democrat!"

Go lick yer wounds, dude- ya lost big time with two shutouts and your Bush Rangers bit the teabag!

But take comfort in your Bush family suckage- talk big about that one, to compensate.

"But the texas teabags were praying so hard"

SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS- WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS! BEAT TEJASS BUSH RANGERS

[Onceuponalife]

3. I almost threw up

when they showed Poppy Turd and Turd Jr. with Nolan Ryan on the field before game 4.

:puke: