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trumad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-10 07:36 AM
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Possibly the funniest baseball clip ever---in honor of Leslie Nielsen.
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JonLP24 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-10 07:39 AM
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1. I die laughing no matter how many times I see that scene
Never get tired of it.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-10 08:22 AM
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2. lol
I can't help but think this character would fit in perfectly with the TSA today...:rofl:
RIP, Mr. Nielson you will be missed..:(
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trumad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-10 08:26 AM
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3. You know for sure they would have spoofed it...
using Lt Frank Drebin as the character.
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trumad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-10 08:30 AM
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4. Top 10...
1.

Dr Rumack (played by Nielsen): Can you fly this plane, and land it?

Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.

Dr Rumack: I am serious ... and don't call me Shirley.

(Airplane!)

2.



Lt Frank Drebin (played by Nielsen: Nice beaver!

Jane: Thank you. I just had it stuffed.

(The Naked Gun: From the files of Police Squad)

3.

Dr Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.

Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?

Dr Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

(Airplane!)

4.

Dutch Gunderson: Who are you and how did you get in here?

Frank Drebin: I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.

(Police Squad)

5.

Frank Drebin: It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.

Jane: Goodyear?

Frank Drebin: No, the worst.

(The Naked Gun: From the files of Police Squad)

6.

Frank Drebin: Now, Jane, what can you tell us about the man you saw last night?

Jane: He's Caucasian.

Ed: Caucasian?

Jane: Yeah, you know, a white guy. A moustache. About six-foot-three.

Frank Drebin: Awfully big moustache.

(The Naked Gun 2 ½: The Smell of Fear)

7.

Frank Drebin: That's the red-light district. I wonder why Savage is hanging around down there.

Ed: Sex, Frank?

Frank Drebin: Uh, no, not right now, Ed.

(The Naked Gun 2 ½: The Smell of Fear)

8.

Jane: I've heard police work is dangerous.

Frank Drebin: It is. That's why I carry a big gun.

Jane: Aren't you afraid it might go off accidentally?

Frank Drebin: I used to have that problem.

Jane: What did you do about it?

Frank Drebin: I just think about baseball.

(The Naked Gun: From the files of Police Squad)

9.

Frank Drebin: This is Frank Drebin, Police Squad. Throw down your guns, and come on out with your hands up. Or come on out, then throw down your guns, whichever way you want to do it. Just remember the two key elements here: one, guns to be thrown down; two, come on out!

(The Naked Gun 2 ½: The Smell of Fear)

10.

Dr Rumack: What was it we had for dinner tonight?

Elaine Dickinson: Well, we had a choice: steak or fish.

Dr Rumack: Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagne.

(Airplane!)
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joeybee12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-10 11:05 AM
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5. I'm blocked...but I think i know what this one is, and it's HEE-LARIOUS!
RIP, Mr. Nielsen.
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El Supremo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-10 12:24 PM
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6. Thanks for finding that! But it wouldn't be complete without Enrico Pallazzo! >>
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trumad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-10 12:31 PM
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8. Oh God that was funny...
Leslie= wicked funny.
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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-10 12:29 PM
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7. I remember seeing this at the drive-in when it came out.
Major League was the opener, and that was fairly funny, but I've never laughed so hard as I did during Naked Gun, especially this whole end sequence at the game.

"But this is our hill, and these are our beans!"
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El Supremo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-29-10 03:48 PM
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9. Leslie Nielsen introduces MNF >>
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trotsky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-30-10 07:35 AM
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10. Oh man I had totally forgotten about that.
"I know a good bust when I see one." LMAO
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