Lightning strikes twice. North Korea now blaming it -- and musk deer!! -- for doping.

[KamaAina]

http://news.yahoo.com/nkoreans-musk-deer-meds-cause-failed-wcup-tests-213229644.html

North Korea officials blamed traditional musk deer gland medicine used after a lightening strike for five positive tests for steroids at the Women's World Cup, the biggest soccer doping scandal at a major tournament in 17 years.

FIFA President Sepp Blatter said Saturday after two players were caught during the tournament this month, the world soccer governing body took the unprecedented step of testing the rest of the North Korean squad and found three more positive results....

A North Korean delegation told Blatter and the head of FIFA's medical committee on Saturday that the steroids were accidentally taken with traditional Chinese medicines based on the deer glands.

"The North Korean officials said they didn't use it to improve performance. They said they had a serious lightning accident with several players injured and they gave it as therapy," said Michel D'Hooghe, chief of FIFA's medical committee. "It is not systemic, because not all of the players took it. We would have found it with the others too."

Well, at least they've found their team name. Move over, Dutch Oranje Lions, here come the North Korea Musk Deer. :eyes:

[madinmaryland]

1. Barroid is advising the North Koreans?? Well, I'm sure the NK's did not KNOWINGLY

use roids.

[KamaAina]

2. He most certainly is not.

If he were, surely they would have been better with their headers, being coached by Basketball Head himself. :P