Jerry Jones On Cowboys' Loss: 'This Was The Worst 9/11 Ever'

[madinmaryland]

NEW YORK—Saying it "might be years before America's Team recovers from the devastation," Cowboys owner Jerry Jones told reporters Monday his team's 27-24 defeat by the New York Jets on Sept. 11 marked the worst 9/11 on record. "I'll never forget where I was on Sept. 11 when that punt was blocked and our team just collapsed," said Jones, adding that he was still struggling to comprehend the enormity of the loss. "All I could do was watch from the sidelines… I kept thinking, 'This can't be happening. This can't be real.' But it was." The almost inconsolable Jones stated that "As of 9/11, we are all Dallas Cowboys" before succumbing to grief and being escorted from the building.

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*snort*

[KamaAina]

1. Oh, it's The Onion.

You had me going for a second there. :P

[Auggie]

2. Very good

[El Supremo]

3. The clock is already ticking on Garett.

The Boss Jones will be calling the plays real soon.

[Auggie]

4. Dallas will beat San Francisco on Sunday...

they'll blitz Alex Smith often and stuff the run to compensate for their questionable secondary. The lack of offense will tire the Niner defense giving Romo just enough room to pull out a victory. And Jerry will be happy.