Bush to attend Reds' opener on April 3rd -- BLECHHH!!

[theHandpuppet]

Almost makes me wish I had a ticket so I could fart in his general direction.

[Lefty48197]

1. Will the entire stadium have to take a loyalty oath?

Geez, that could hold up the game for hours.

[theHandpuppet]

2. And I hadn't even considered the security angle

Anyone attending the game better figure on getting there hours beforehand so they can be cavity searched. I'm sure there won't be parking anywhere near the stadium, either.

Gods, what a pain in the ass for the fans. Worse, I understand he was INVITED.

[madinmaryland]

3. BWA HAHAHAHAHA

Freakin Reds!!!! Are they going to bring back Pete Rose too!

[KitchenWitch]

5. Did they bring Marge Schott back to life?

[JohnKleeb]

6. That would be something

Maybe she can get her St. Bernard to shit on the field and then tell us just how Hitler went wrong. I'll echo what someone said on I love the 90s, imagine that being your grandma hahaha, thank god mine weren't like that.

[maxsolomon]

4. figures - Cincinnati is the only city in america

where he can still show his face in public. but he WON'T be sitting on the field level, he'll be up in the Carl Lindner box.

if reds fans boo him (and they just might) then he might as well resign.