I'm making myself a Gary Bettman voodoo doll

[LisaM]

Damn it, I've had it with him! Time to get out the pins and stick him.

This is a proven process. In 2002 I made a Patrick Roy voodoo doll. The Red Wings scored 7 goals on him in quick order, knocked Colorado out of the playoffs, and I think Roy retired after that.

[MrSlayer]

1. Bettman sucks.

He has totally destroyed the sport of hockey. I have despised him from the minute they brought him in as commissoner. Make 2 dolls so I can torture his stupid ass too.

[LisaM]

2. I just printed out a picture of him

I'm going to make the voodoo doll out of that - just cut around it, staple a back to it, and fill it with scrap paper. Then I'm going to put one pin in it for every game the Red Wings have missed this season so far, and continue every frigging day.

[Lauri16]

3. Can you stick a pin in the doll

for a Leafs fan, too?

[LisaM]

4. You got it!

I'll find a blue pin.

[Lauri16]

7. I have a nasty feeling

that Monday is going to bring a nauseating announcement.

:nuke: goes the NHL season.

[jakefrep]

5. IMO, a Bob Goodenow voodoo doll would be more useful nt

[Ravenseye]

6. I Agree

Bettman has done some pretty bad things, but he's finally grown some balls standing up here, but I think it's because the owners just couldn't handle it anymore and demanded a salary cap.