Take back Superbowl Sunday - for GOD!!!

[GarySeven]

Brothers and sisters, there is a war going on in our country between those who believe in God and those who believe in Lucifer. And on this Sunday, those who believe in Lucifer will PROFANE the DAY of the LORD GOD with the festival of sin that is called SUPER BOWL.

Now, back during Christmas we who believe in God were very successful in getting out the message that the day of the Lord's birth had been co-opted by the heathens. Now is the time to make it known unto all the world that the most sacred day - SUNDAY - is not for the drinking of adult beverages, watching skimpily-clad floozies and taut-buttocked young men cavorting like a bunch of Roman fornicators upon the gridded-iron. SUNDAY is the day the LORD HATH MADE for worship and repentance and the gathering of ye tithes for Christian conservative causes.

Who will join me in renouncing Satan's effort to seize the day of our Lord and pervert it thus? Let the ram's horn be sounded and let us march around the walls of the mega-commercial Jericho which is SUPER BOWL and let the might of our righteousness crumble them to the ground that we may earn the holy high-five from the Big I - AM.

[Bluebear]

1. Lawdy, lawdy!

[LiberalVoice]

2. lol...Actually its the Christians who co-opted the holiday.

I guess they cant let anyone have anything. :shrug:

[paineinthearse]

3. Leviticus 11:7-8

"Of their flesh shall ye not eat, and their carcass shall ye not touch, they are unclean to you." Leviticus 11 : 7-8

[sw04ca]

4. Me and my golden calf are going to watch the Superbowl...

...and I'm going to sacrifice a baby to ensure a humiliating Patriots defeat.

[paineinthearse]

8. Care to place a friendly wager?

Pats will be feasting on roast turkey.

[givemebackmycountry]

5. Not to worry because "SUPER JESUS" is on the way!

I picked this up out of Sundays New York Times.
I posted about it on Sunday.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=132&topic_id=1546625

[msmcghee]

6. So --- since Friday nite is for High School games . .

. . and Saturday is for college games,

. . .and the Christian, God fearing NFL set aside Sunday afternoon for pro games,

. . then I guess all those other pro games on Sunday also blaspheme the Lord .

. . but they only complain about Super Bowl Sunday.

LOL - Actually my local church put out a message on their reader-board that they WILL be open Sunday.

[hvn_nbr_2]

7. To fly like Eagles or triumph like true Patriots?

Oh, who is a true superpatriot to cheer for? Especially when they're both from heathen blue states.

[RobertSeattle]

9. God hates Shrimp Too!!!

www.godhatesshrimp.com

So no Shrimp at your Superbowl parties either!

[paineinthearse]

10. Leviticus 11:9-12

Leviticus 11 : 9-12 says:
9 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.
10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
11 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.
12 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.

[DrWeird]

11. "Oh my God, I forgot the game!"

-anonymous church-goer running out of church, The Simpsons.

[Swamp Rat]

12. haw haw!

[ProfessorGAC]

13. Jesus Told Me He Loves Football!

So there! You have it all wrong! God and Jesus do a whole father and son thing on Super Bowl Sunday. They especially dig the half-time show. They both told me.
The Professor