Auburn football implodes: 2-10 Gene Chizik to be next head coach

[piedmont]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Wow. Just... wow. The Auburn AD was booed at the airport.

http://www.al.com/sportsflash/auburn/index.ssf?/base/sports-15/1229214250108540.xml&storylist=auburn

[fishwax]

1. that was quite a surprise

:wtf:

[Elwood P Dowd]

2. Auburn internet message boards have been imploding all day.

We all wanted Turner Gill from Buffalo or the guy from TCU. The AD is a complete buffoon and wanted someone who would get on his knees and suck off the mega-rich BOT members who pull the strings. My favorite college and pro football teams are run by Bobby Lowder and Dan Snyder. It's been a long year.

[piedmont]

3. I almost want to feel bad for you, but it's been a long 12 years since Stallings retired.

Gill or Patterson would have almost made me nervous. I hear Gill is now in the lead for the Iowa State job.

[Elwood P Dowd]

4. You have certainly had your turn in the barrell.

Now it looks like it's our turn. Isn't it amazing how college presidents, AD's, and boosters can literally fuck up the works and pay millions to their buddies who were responsible. Kinda' reminds me of our Washington politicians and corporate CEOs.

[piedmont]

8. Yep. Ooh Lawd, I'm glad we're finally out of it!

"Now it looks like it's our turn. Isn't it amazing how college presidents, AD's, and boosters can literally fuck up the works and pay millions to their buddies who were responsible. Kinda' reminds me of our Washington politicians and corporate CEOs."

The one seriously rotten apple ruining everything he touches down there is Bobby Lowder. His meddling almost lost y'all's accreditation a couple of years ago.

[madinmaryland]

5. Dan Snyder???? Sorry about that, but he has been really good to

us in Dallas!

:hi:

[Capt. America]

6. What the hell was wrong with Tuberville? He beat Bama like 7 times and gave you a perfect season?

[piedmont]

7. That 36-0 Iron Bowl beat-down caused some panic down on the plains is all I can figure.

The Auburnites aren't well known for making good decisions. Especially Bobby Lowder.

[Condem]

9. Chizik took a bad ISU team and made it worse.

Not seeing this as a good hire at all. I hope ISU gets Turner Gill. He just might make them competitive, again. As an Iowa fan, maybe I hope they won't. ISU AD Pollard is a fucking idiot. Please keep him, ISU!!!

[New Dawn]

10. Agreed, the Big 12 North needs at least one doormat