Who is your biggest sports jerk of 08?

[TZ]

Or in the lingo of this forum, biggest fuckstick?
I would like to nominate one Terrell Owens, whiner extraordinaire. I don't like Dallas or Jerry Jones, but TO's egomania is once again in the process of destroying a football team.
I'm thinking that Bill Parcells is laughing his head off in Miami getting away from "the player" and the circus that is the Dallas Cowboys...

[cboy4]

1. Can it be a DUer?

:bounce:

[TZ]

2. Ha ha.

I know who you are thinking of....:rofl:

[CreekDog]

46. i like this kitty

[madinmaryland]

12. Hmmm. Would that DU'er be an Eddie Debartolo apologist?

:rofl:

[cboy4]

22. Proud Eddie DeBartolo apologist checking in

[AsahinaKimi]

37. Oooh!

I love that pic of Joe Montana! (Niners fan forever!)

PS; my vote for the biggest sports (talk)jerk is
*JIM ROME* (meh!) I can't stand him.

[Forkboy]

38. Rome is never a bad pick.

Even when he's right he's a fuckstick.

[TZ]

39. One of my favorite clips

Is of him getting his ass kicked by the Rams old QB Jim Everett. Normally, I'm not a violent person, but BOY was he asking for it..:rofl:

[Forkboy]

40. You mean "Chris" Everett?

:)

My friend is convinced that whole thing was planned, and I think he may be right. A funny ass clip though, like Geraldo getting hit with that chair. :rofl:

[Captain Hilts]

44. Wasn't Everett also a Rhodes Scholar? I think so. Not a fair fight with fists or wits. nt

[madinmaryland]

59. Jim "Chris" Everett was a class A douchebag.

[CreekDog]

48. I thought that was all staged

funny nevertheless.

if it was for real, then it couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. get it? :D

[madinmaryland]

45. Amazing what money from the mob will buy.

[CreekDog]

47. Damn right.

Eddie D. knew how to run a team.

[BOSSHOG]

14. Oh Cboy you attention whore

I won't nominate you.

FYI, Ed Orgeron, former head coach of Ole Miss (replaced by Houston Nutt,) who spent the last year with the Saints, is now hired by the awesome Tennesse VOLS!

Woooo Pig VOLS?!?

[cboy4]

23. I'm excited .. even though he didn't exactly have the numbers

in Oxford.

10-25?

And my team has four "e's" not three.

"Tennessee"

HA

[Poiuyt]

3. Brett Favre

Epitome of selfishness.

[fishnfla]

11. yep

[ProfessorGAC]

27. I Might Be Able To Vote For Him

I'm still thinking, but that's a great nominee.
GAC

[PVnRT]

43. Fourthed

I hope Jets fans will enjoy the Brett Favre Show this offseason.

[Auggie]

4. T.O. is a good choice, though he may deserve Sports Jerk of the Decade.

My 2008 award goes to Plaxico Burress.

[Captain Hilts]

7. Burress beats Clemens by a nose...nt

[El Supremo]

5. Roger Clemens hands down.

Or should I say "buttocks down".
He ruined his chance for the Hall of Fame.

http://www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?title=Roger_Clemens

[Iggo]

26. Yep. Clemens.

I wanted to say Favre, but he was just doing business. Not a shitload of good faith business, but business nonetheless.

Clemens. Ugh.

[two gun sid]

6. Little Dickie Dutrow

Happy New Year, Sue!!!

[jakefrep]

8. PETA

For their generally disagreeable handling of the death of Eight Belles.

[Jack Rabbit]

9. Gotta go with Clemens

Except that this should be named the Barry Bonds Award now.

[trumad]

10. snarf

[madinmaryland]

13. Dan Snyder for the obvious reasons.

BTW, does Dannyboy have three super bowl rings?

[TZ]

15. Dude come on.

Snyder was actually pretty well behaved for him this year. You really don't think TO's behavior was damaging to your Boyz?

[Captain Hilts]

20. I agree. And he handled the Sean Taylor mindfuck very well. nt

[madinmaryland]

16. Barry Bonds apologists, hands down!!!1!!!

The American Hero..

http://images.quickblogcast.com/104783-97598/barry+bonds,+american+hero.jpg

:rofl:

[cboy4]

24. Oh he doesn't play in 2008 nor was he involved in any

new controversy, but is still the jerk of the year. :eyes:


:rofl:

I can't breathe

[Forkboy]

29. He's a big enough jerk that it carries over for three years after his retirement.

:hide:

[cboy4]

33. Apparently.

:eyes:

So much hatred for the home run king.

[Forkboy]

34. Don't worry, our jokes and barbs just bounce off of his forehead like yarn.

Nothing can penetrate that mass of flesh.

:P

[BOSSHOG]

36. Maybe

instead of Sports Jerk 2008 we could award him a lifetime Jerk Achievement Award. A Jerk Emeritus if you will.

[madinmaryland]

30. Dude!

:rofl:

:rofl:

[Scurrilous]

17. John Daly suspended for 6 months by PGA Tour

<snip>

http://images.theage.com.au/ftage/ffximage/2008/10/30/daly_john_prison_narrowweb__300x409,0.jpg

"John Daly has been suspended for six months by the PGA Tour for conduct that brought unwelcome publicity, including a night in a North Carolina jail to sober up.

"Is it fair that I got suspended? It's not fair in reality, but it's probably fair in perception," he told The Associated Press on Wednesday.

This is the second time the tour has suspended the two-time major champion, along with at least two other times he agreed to take time off to get his life in order. The 42-year-old Daly called this the lowest point in his wild 18-year career.

He has not played on the PGA Tour since he missed the cut Oct. 17 in Las Vegas. Ten days later, police in Winston-Salem, N.C., said he appeared intoxicated outside a Hooters restaurant, and he was taken to jail to sleep it off. That led to a photo of Daly in an orange jail suit with his eyes half-open.

PGA Tour spokesman Ty Votaw declined comment, even though Daly confirmed his suspension, citing the tour's longtime policy of not discussing fines or suspensions."

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gMk76PurCo7iLtB-EHxoGVXxDqlAD95DQKMO3

[Captain Hilts]

32. That's just sad. nt

[chelsea0011]

18. Clemens. Come on. He through his wife under the bus no less.

[Captain Hilts]

21. I forgot about that. Hmm...but that was smart! Burress is still dumber!

Plaxico shot the wrong body part.

[Condem]

19. Put me in the Clemons crowd

Pure asshole. Always has been. Always will be.

[Jack from Charlotte]

60. Yup. A right-wing, Republic Party, Texas asshole. (nfm)

*

[Upton]

25. Joey Porter

in November, when referring to Michael Vick's animal abuse, he attempted to downplay the incident telling reporters.."all it was was dogs" He went on to say that no one cares about Pit Bulls as a breed and Michael Vick should be left alone and be allowed to play football.

It has also been reported that Porter , who owns pit bulls, turned his dog loose on a miniature horse, who was killed by the dog.

Now that's a guy I'd be proud to have on my team. :sarcasm:


Edit: I found the story from 2006 in which two of Porter's dogs (Pit Bull and a Mastiff) killed a neighbor's miniature horse. Heck, probably in Porter's mind.. all it was was a horse.

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/06264/723752-54.stm

[TZ]

28. Yikes.

I knew Porter was a big mouth but I did not know that about him....

[hughee99]

31. So many to pick from...

You have TO, Jerry Jones, Clemens, PETA and Favre of course. Then you have Cuban Olympic Taekwondo athlete Angel Matos who kicked the referee because he didn't like a ruling, and Ara Abrahamian of Sweden who dropped his medal and walked off the stand during the ceremony over a refs ruling. I hadn't heard the Joey Porter story above but that also makes him a "worthy" candidate.

I'm surprised no one yet mentioned Al Davis, who hired his head coach's replacement while Kiffen was still the coach, later fired Kiffen and refused to pay him. I guess that would be my pick.

[frylock]

35. clemens

[joeybee12]

41. Oh so many, but gotta go with Brett Favor...single-handedly keeps the Jets

out of the playoffs, gets Mangini fired, keeps the Pats out of the playoffs, and lied about his secret-spilling phone call.

[MajPayne2]

42. I gotta say

That asswipe Plaxico. He is the epitome of dumb-shit.

[CreekDog]

49. i hated him before you did

:rofl:

[TZ]

50. Actually

As much as I hate the Cowboys, the moment he pulled his classless stunt on the Star I hated him.:)

[CreekDog]

51. Funny. I didn't hate him for that.

You are a better person than I. :rofl:

[madinmaryland]

52. What did you hate him for??

[CreekDog]

58. i thought he complained Jerry Rice got the ball too much

but now that I think of it, it was Jerry Rice that complained that he didn't get the ball enough, even though Terrell was having a terrific season and Rice still led him by a large margin in receptions.

what do you know?

[MrPerson]

53. A-Rod.

[Onceuponalife]

54. T.O.

Normally it's a toss-up each year between T.O. and Baroid but since Baroid was busy sorting out his legal problems it left the field wide open for T.otal O.sshole.

[Ganja Ninja]

55. Jon Gruden.

Thank God he's gone.

[Onceuponalife]

61. No way! Chuckie??

:headbang:

[Capt. America]

56. Bonds, Bonds, Bonds, Tebow, Clemens, Urban Myers, Les Miles, Weis

[Tektonik]

57. The sports jerk of '09 will be Kevin Garnett

He's been classless so far this season, and when his team loses to the Cavs or the Lakers, watch out for the deluge of tears.