Now that Shrub is not the pResident, what are the odds that he becomes the Commissioner of MLB?

[Capt. America]

[nickgutierrez]

1. As if Selig wasn't enough of a fuck-up... n/t

[Captain Hilts]

2. Not a chance. nt

[LisaM]

6. You changed your name!

I thought about changing mine, but then BOSSHOG wouldn't be able to say "Lisa, Lisa, Lisa" to me anymore.

[Capt. America]

11. I kinda had to. Since we aren't a "captive" America any longer, I went with Capt. America,

which is kinda what I wanted originally, but someone already had "captain America".

[El Supremo]

8. Hilts! Go to the ze cooler!

I'm going to have fun with this!
:bounce:

[DinahMoeHum]

3. As much chance as his being commissioner of miniature golf. . .

which is to say: none.

Fucker is King Midas in reverse - everything he touches turns to shit.

:evilfrown:

[cboy4]

4. He did a great job fucking up the Rangers...I bet Selig,

the epitome of failure in Milwaukee, admires that.

[BOSSHOG]

5. They would have to do some accomodating

since his office would have to be in Paraguay.

[LisaM]

7. While I don't think he's fit to drive an ice cream truck, much less run Major League Baseball

At least we might finally get rid of the DH.

[ProfessorGAC]

9. Zero

He's a lightning rod and the owners would never see him as providing any value. His PR value would be negative from day one.

That's not going to happen.
GAC

[Auggie]

10. No way

Ex-presidents -- even fuck-ups -- don't move on to menial labor, unless charitable.

[Capt. America]

12. The only reason I broached this topic is that several talking heads had mentioned it over the years.

I personally think he will not have the time to do any charitable work, because he'll be in prison.

[Condem]

13. Anything is possible in America.

Even something as absurd as this.

[Auggie]

14. I was wondering about the same thing, actually.

Though after seeing Frost/Nixon last night I envision the same kind of future for * as Tricky Dick -- as an outcast, lonely and empty, except for the company of a few ass-kissers.

[Kingofalldems]

15. Don't the the players union would like it

[Jack Rabbit]

16. C'mon, now

Even baseball team owners have more on the ball than to do that.

Bush is about as employable as Fredo right now.

[riverdale]

17. what is the opposite of the midas touch

He would somehow fuck things up so badly, lacrosse would become the national sport by the time he was through.

[rockymountaindem]

18. If that comes close to happening they should just disband the league

and save us the trouble of watching the national pastime completely go down in flames.

[classysassy]

19. The players

are greedy,so is Bush,they'll get along just fine.