How can I pass a 6633N SAP 10-5- GC / HS urine drug test?

[mdmc]

I'll have 48 thc free hours, and I have an omni cleansing liquid. HOLLA!

[meegbear]

1. Why don't you just hit the books and study?

:rofl:

[benburch]

2. The cleansing liquid is useless.

The only reliable method is internal dilution - that is - drink lots and lots and lots and lots of water in the hours before the test such that you are literally pissing all the time. Then, about an hour before the test eat some high carbohydrate food and chew up several chewable multivitamins to color your urine such that it will not be rejected as dilute.

This is literally the only thing you can do, and this is dicey.

Is this an employment test, or a law enforcement test. If the former, this method is more likely to work as the employment screening tests set the bar higher than the court ordered tests.

[Cooley Hurd]

6. What about claiming to have taken Advil in the last 24 hrs?

I've heard that before, but have no idea how or why that would work.:shrug:

[benburch]

10. Nope.

The EMIT test used to false positive on Advil, but that was 20 years ago, and they have adjusted for that.

And he is getting a GC test, which can tell the difference.

[Cooley Hurd]

12. That was about the last time I took a drug test, and used the advil excuse

...and it worked. ;) Thanks for the info ben. I'm fortunate enough that my present employer respects his employee's privacy rights and doesn't force drug testing on us (he'd lose half his staff if he did ;))

[mdmc]

employment test

thank you for your kind reply.

[benburch]

25. Best of luck to you.

The thing somebody posted downthread about eating lots of red meat between now and then seems a good idea too. THC metabolites are stored in fat. If you are storing fat rather than metabolizing it, less will be in your system.

IM me when you find out your result?

I hope you get the job!!!

[K-W]

26. Yah, you dont want to be burning fat leading up the test. EOM

[Kazak]

3. Will you be observed when you pee?

Can you smuggle in clean pee? That is, IMO, the best way to pass any piss test. I wouldn't put any chemical which claims to render piss clean in my body, FWIW...

[mdmc]

16. I wouldn't know where to get clean pee

:shrug:

[K-W]

22. Order it online or from a same gendered friend. EOM

[mdmc]

24. no time but thanks

my buddies are all fucked up too.

[Kazak]

27. Actually, I used my wife's pee one time...

No one knew any difference...worked like a charm! :)

[K-W]

29. Heh, nice.

Yah, just because they can test for something doesnt mean they neccessarily will.

[hippiechick]

4. ... a friend says ...

"Vitamin E - and 1000mg of naicin just before bed and pray they dont have to pee ...
when you wake up in the morning drink lots of sugar water like OJ or lemonade"

[Placebo]

5. Maybe you shouldn't do drugs.

Drugs are bad.

Just a thought? :shrug:

[acmejack]

15. You are very fortunate I have taken the 24 hour non snarking pledge.

I will let it go at that.

[mdmc]

19. unless you have a time machine, that won't help

[Asgaya Dihi]

21. Bad?

Drugs are tools, they don't have motives or intentions. Drugs can relieve pain and heal the sick, they can be neutral and just help some people to relax a bit, or they can be a way into oblivion. Kinda depends on the way we use them, doesn't it?

Maybe we should teach kids the difference and regulate the use of them, not just leave them blind and hope they'll never try them.

[K-W]

23. Bad as in good right? EOM

[Caoimhe]

7. If you have access to a head shop

go there, they will have some clean out kits. I used one once for an employment test and it worked brilliantly. You just have to time it right and drink as much water as the instructions say. The one I used had a capsule with creatinine and some coloring so that the diluted urine wouldn't appear diluted, but that's exactly what it was. Good luck. I feel for ya.

[benburch]

11. The kits make you dirnk lots of water.

That is the only part of the kit (other than the urine coloring capsule) that is worthwhile. And you can do that with multivitamins.

[mdmc]

17. thats what I did

and I can wait until Friday to take the test.

I'm gonna drink water, not smoke, and avoid second hand smoke.
On friday I will wake up at 6am and go to the bathroom. Then, I will drink my cleansing fluid and pills. I will dress nice and arrive at the lab around 9 am.

This is my plan so far.

[Cooley Hurd]

8. Fucking invasion of privacy!

If you show up drunk or ripped, I can understand why they would refrain from hiring you. But what you do in your home should be off-limits.

Goddamn police state.:grr:

I wish I had good advice - I think benburch's is probably the soundest. :thumbsup:

[bluerum]

9. You might wanna try dumping the dope. Your choice.

[quickesst]

13. Try.....

Cranberry juice. It's a natural diaretic, and I believe helps mask the outcome. Also, in my youth I have used and was successful with sneaking a couple of drops of Visine. They started random testing where I used to work. Accident rate was almost nil, with an excellent production rate. After the testing started, they lost a lot of good people. Sure they replaced them with non-smokers, but the result was lowered production, and an upsurge in work-related accidents. On the job performance should be the only measuring stick used to determine a persons worth and reliability. What that person does in the privacy of his or her own home is noone's business but their own. Thanks.
quickesst

[mdmc]

20. thanks for the post

:kick:

[mcscajun]

14. Dilute, but don't overdo it, either.

6.1. Dilution: Hyper saturating your body with fluids will dilute
metabolites possibly below the 50 ng/mL threshold, depending on your
metabolism. Be aware that creatinine levels are often tested, and will
show that the sample has been diluted. Diluting your sample will also
produce clear urine, with virtually no yellow color. They will assume that
you've diluted your sample, and they may reject your sample on the basis of
color alone. It's only necessary to start drinking just before the test.
Those who drown themselves in fluid days before a test are only causing
unnecessary discomfort. Those who stay up all night drinking don't have
any better chance than one who drinks heavily first thing in the morning.
Get up early if the test is early, but don't lose sleep over a test that's
given in the daytime.

6.1.1 Water: Drink at least eight hefty glasses of fluid (preferably
water) just prior to the test. Many people start drinking water several
days before the test; which is useless. Water does *not* clean any THC
metabolites out of your system because THC is not water soluble. Water
only dilutes urine temporarily. Do not over do it; you can get water
intoxication. People can actually overdose and even die from water
intoxication. It's very hard to do, and you'll vomit before anything
gets serious.

6.1.2 Creatinine level: Eating red meat will boost creatinine levels. If
you eat a lot of red meat for the 3 days prior to the test, your creatinine
level will be normal, and the lab won't know that you've diluted your urine
sample.

6.1.3 Vitamin B: Color your sample yellow by taking 50 to 100 milligrams
of vitamin B. Many vitamins will work, but B-2 or B-12 (found in
B-complex vitamins) are the most effective, though some will argue that
vitamin C is better. This will also help if you plan to dope your sample
(section 7). This does not guarantee that dilution will work. Diluted
samples have been red-flagged when specific gravity and creatinine levels
are tested and below normal. If you're taking vitamins at the last minute,
check to see if they're time release. If so, crush it up and consume the
powder. Coloring your urine isn't all that important because it's normal
for people to have clear urine even when they don't consume much fluid.

http://cocaine.org/drugtestfaq/index.html

[mdmc]

18. thanks for the info

[Popol Vuh]

28. One option

You might consider is buying and using The Whizzinator

[mdmc]

30. I failed the test

and will need to take another one for another job. I stopped smoking three weeks ago, but i've smoked for 10 years straight, multiple grams per day. I'll pee thc for years!

Maybe a whizzinator is the way to go..

[Turtlebah]

31. I'd fail a pee test too

sorry you failed.. how demeaning, peeing in a jar.

[mdmc]

32. belated welcome to du

it is a shame to be meeting you under such awkward circumstances. I don't know what would be worse, failing a test or buying some real looking dildo pee holder. Is this still America?
:hi:

[Turtlebah]

33. Thanks for the welcome :-)

Do what you can to pass your test. America's war on drug users is gonna die soon.

[mdmc]

34. wait a sec

I've welcomed you before! You make little turtle pipes, right?

God, I hope this war ends soon. My folks told me that during the 60's, they were all sure that herb would be legal by 1984 or 2005...

[grannylib]

35. I tried one of the cleansing liquids the last time I had to test, and

failed miserably.
The time before, I quit for 3 weeks (after smoking daily for months) and drank lots of acidic juices (lemonade, cranberry, added 1 tbsp. of cider vinegar to other juices, etc.) and also took daily echinacea, Vitamins B and C. Passed that one.

So, now that I am job-hunting again, been clean for two weeks tomorrow and will stay that way until I pass the damn test (yeah, I'm gonna do the juice and vitamin thing again; it seemed to work fine when I did that before).

Fucking police state.

[MGD]

36. Perhaps a $100 bribe will make your pee THC-free?

Edit: er, sorry about yer luck. just read your outcome. next time maybe.