Policy to Develop a Better Drink

[Glib Acumen]

People deserve better drugs. Imagine an alcohol substitute with superior characteristics. There are many possible chemicals that could be concocted to produce a superior drinkers' drug, but here is one example:

It tastes like an alcohol drink. It gives a warm feeling as it goes down the throat.
The drink can be diluted and mixed with rotten hops to give a popular taste.
An antidote drink would be supplied with the new drug drink. Taking the antidote induces sobriety.
The intoxicating effect would not be due to a large volume of liquid solvent, it would be due to traces of a dopant.
The drink can be in concentrated form to emulate 151 rum. A hot, burning feeling would satisfy the committed.
It does not scar the liver. It does not burn the lungs. It has no bad effects except that it is too strong to drive on.
In large doses it produces unlimited degrees of altered perceptions like liquid courage and fluid conversations.

If we can put a man on the Moon, we can make a safe drink with superior drunkenness effects. What should we name it?

[Redstone]

1. I like that idea. Thanks for introducing a bit of levity on such a tense night.

Redstone

[Glib Acumen]

3. Legal drinks made safe

Thanks for finding levity in a subject of great joy. Partying with the Democratic Party can be fun, safe, and legal. Why are we eternally locked into alcohol as the only legal drug for parties? In these modern times, our talented chemists should be able to accomplish the goals that were stated. We do not need to legalized the Schedule A, B, etc. drugs. We can create a drink that can be guzzled by the gallon without fear of passing out or dying. Too much rum makes me puke. I want a drink that does not make me fall over, but which still delivers euphoria of some type.

A democracy should give the people what they want. We have the technology. There is demand.

[spag68]

2. sounds like

liquid THC

[Glib Acumen]

4. The goal is to be legal from the start

I never tried liquid THC. It might be illegal. The goal of this work is to announce it to be legal from the start.
Congresswomen can be involved in writing specifications for the new drink so it is always legal for people over 15. The society needs to face reality: people start drinking and smoking around age 15 whether you approve or not. We should provide a safe drink that fits in with this proven reality of teenage drinking and smoking.

I never met a smoker who started after she was 21.

I never met a drinker who took hur first drink after age 21. Face reality for a change, government dudes.

[bamacrat]

5. I started smoking about 3 weeks after I turned 21, and drinking at 20.