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Bicoastal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 02:11 AM
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Will my "friend" pass a drug test? HELP!
My "friend" is a VERY ocassional smoker of marijuana. He smoked after an extremely stressful day exactly 12 days ago, but before that, you'd have to go back to one time in December, and before that....well, it's hard for him to remember. A long time ago, let's put it that way.

The problem is that my "friend" will undergo a medical examination sometime this week as part of a new job, and yes, part of it will entail a THC Urine test. Now my "friend" needs to know immediately--is 12+ days enough time for a 5'6 male of average weight to rid his urinary tract of all traces of marijuana? Considering he only did it only once in the last 3 months?
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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 02:17 AM
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1. Most likely
But to be 100 percent certain, have your friend go to a head shop and buy Ready Clean or a similar product. Then drink it before the drug test.
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Cobalt-60 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 02:44 AM
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5. Good Idea. Remember to check for creatin
There are drug tests and there are drug tests.
They range from cheap and relatively insensitive to very expensive and sensitive.
You're friend is probably against a mid to low range urine test.
A good cleanser either including or plus creatin and he's in like Flynt.
they look for the presence of creatin to see whether you've purged or not.
No creatin = undecided result.
I like synthetic urine in an under the arm heated bladder.
They mix it up just right at the factory.
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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 03:57 AM
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9. that is what the Army recruiters give to guys they want to pass their own test.. it was on TV
Edited on Mon Mar-19-07 03:58 AM by sam sarrha
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noshenanigans Donating Member (778 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 02:17 AM
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2. If "he's" skinny..
I'd say he would. MJ metabolizes with fat, which takes much longer to go through the system. Hm.. I'd say you- I mean- "he'd" pass it, considering he has more muscle than fat.
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keopeli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 02:18 AM
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3. According to most, he should be fine
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Poor Richard Lex Donating Member (256 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 02:31 AM
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4. your friend should go to a lab
and get a test privately before he goes to the exam. I believe its around 35$ or so.
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barbtries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 02:47 AM
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6. probably
you could also try some kind of cleansers, which head shops sell, i'm pretty sure. i think i've heard that drinking vinegar cleans you out. oh yeah, i just remembered, my son's navy recruiter actually
BOUGHT the stuff for him so he'd pass (only to eventually get booted for pot). He also advised my son to "drink a gallon of water a day and come see me again in one week," and after swearing in his conquest (otherwise known as my 18-year-old son), instructed him: "If anyone in the navy ever asks you if you smoke marijuana or ever smoked marijuana, your answer is no, i never touched it."

good luck
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Faux pas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 02:51 AM
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7. Water, water, water always worked for me. Good luck to your
friend.
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Tunkamerica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 03:11 AM
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8. lots of water leading up to the test then...
... the day of drink only very warm (body temp) water plus a b-complex or multivitamin for "color".
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ngant17 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 05:04 AM
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10. if you drink enough water
that's all you'll test for.

don't give the first piss sample, take at least a few pisses before making the sample. Drink as much water as possible immediately before the test.
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LosinIt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 05:27 AM
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11. If your 'friend' has a friend who is clean
have them give a sample. Buy some natural condoms, not latex, I think they're lambskin, but make sure they have no powder or spermicide.

Put the urine in the condom and carry it tucked up next to your scrotum, assuming you are a man. In that way it will be the right temperature.

Wear a belt when you go for the test and put a straight pin in the belt. When you go in for the test, you unzip, pull out the condom, put a whole in it with the pin, squeeze out urine, replace the condom and the pin.

If someone was standing behind you, they wouldn't know what just took place. They would even have heard a stream of urine, even if it wasn't yours.

Good luck.
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Bobbieo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-19-07 07:00 AM
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12. Do Repugs have this problem????
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wildbilln864 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-21-07 03:59 PM
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13. he'll pass!
but to be sure drink plenty of liquids before going and empty the bladder a few times before going. When drinking lots of liquids then you urinate more frequently causing the liquids to pass quickly through the body and not collect much contaminants. Or that's my understanding of it.
Good luck! :hi:
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easypass Donating Member (1 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-25-07 01:17 PM
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14. He might be interested in detoxproducts.info shop
He might be interested in detox products shop - helping to pass test. They ship goods in plain box so his postman 'll never know.
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Bicoastal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-29-07 03:54 PM
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15. Update--HIRED!
Passed the drug test, no sweat. And I didn't have to rely on strange elixirs or massive amounts of water either. As I understand it, although the THC might still be in my system, it would have been undetectable in my urine only after only 3-4 days.
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liberal renegade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-24-07 10:55 AM
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16.  i thought it was your friend
lol...... glad everything came out alright......
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