I've been stoned for three days

[catmandu57]

and damn it feels good,
I needed a little lay back, and I'm just about to finish it off, and if I could I'd blow the smoke right in his monkey face.


edit: and and and wtf is that.

[notadmblnd]

1. now why would you waste good smoke

on giving monkey man shotguns?

[mdhunter]

2. Your mom must be so proud

I kid, I kid.

[Pawel K]

3. Are you a pot head focker?

...

[xchrom]

4. stop bragging!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ignu]

5. Listen to Ruth Fisher

It's best to use it as a spice!

[catmandu57]

7. I got my mom stoned in 1978

she'd been bugging my brother to get her some "pot" just so she could see what all the fuss was about. He gave her some weed just a couple low grades shy of being stone weed. With this shitty smoke he gave her a pipe with a large bowl on it.

So, she smokes down a couple of these big bowls, get's a small buzz, but not a full on stone.

So, the next time I come home she bugs me for some smoke, now, I had considerable better connection than my brother, and a much better grade of smoke. I got my bag out took out a small, but, good top. I showed it to her and said tear this in half, take a couple of puffs then set it down.

So, my mother never too good at listening, got out the bowl my brother gave her, crammed it full and sucked it all down.
When she did she got really stoned and freaked out, she went into a full scale panic attack.

Went to the family doctor, he shot her full of valium to calm her down, and she's never asked me again for marijuana, but has let it be known I tried to kill her with it.

I told her it's her own damn fault, she should have listened to me.

[katinmn]

10. this struck my funny bone:

"...she's never asked me again for marijuana, but has let it be known I tried to kill her with it."

Attempted murder by pot. :7

[tabasco]

6. I'm doing the wake and bake today!

It's gonna be a great day!

[gulfcoastliberal]

8. Better than popping dangerous shit like celebrex, vioxx, paxil, etc

It really is medicine - safe & natural.

420

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