at my school.. the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone..

[Kire]

<DaZE> at my school.. the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone... and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see 'em and they got passed back the cop had 4

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[okieinpain]

1. HA!!!! FUNNY!

[jojo54]

2. OOPS!!!

Okay, I admit it.....it was mine :smoke:

[whistle]

3. It's a miracle, like the five fishes and the seven loaves of bread

...which fed the multitude

[eleny]

5. ya gotta love a good miracle

and that's one of the best!!!

[bookman]

4. Urban Legend in the making

I heard this story when I was teaching. I haven't taught since '98. This one's been around.

[Hissyspit]

8. Yeah, it's got frayed edges.

I think I remember it from the 70s.

[Hissyspit]

6. At my school, the drug policy was written on a sign at the entrance of the

school. It had an image of a pile of cocaine. Way to drive a user into a serious jones. Every morning, riding in on the bus, a reminder of their chemical need.

Brilliant.

[evlbstrd]

7. Man, we got some rebellious kids!

Ain't it great? Except I've got this fifteen year old son...

[jojo54]

9. This may be urban legend BUT

years back I was chosen (lucky me) for grand jury duty here in Jersey. This was once a week for 15 weeks; great for getting out of work. Anyway, the first time we were there, this cop came in and passed around not only guns and other weapons, but pot, coke, smack etc. I could literally hear the drool hitting the floor!

[wovenpaint]

10. Ha Ha-good one! How about

this?!?!...the DARE program's leader(a policeman)in my town got busted for possession and distribution of pot-lost his job....true story!

[kevinmc]

11. In My Day.......

he would have gotten back three joints of pencil shavings.