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When they say "teach creationism" (in whatever manner they might say it) what they mean is "teach my particular, narrow view of the Judeo-Christian-Islamic creation myth as approved by my pastor."
Now is that fair and inclusive? After all, I'd submit that if we need to "teach the controversy" anywhere, it's here. So to be fair, I say let's give them what they want, but teach EVERY SINGLE CREATION MYTH EVER DOCUMENTED BY ANY HUMAN GROUP, WHETHER THE GROUP IS STILL AROUND OR NOT ('cause just because they're gone doesn't mean they might not have been right!).
So that's Sumerian, Egyptian, Hyksos, Apache, Navajo, Commanche, Inuit, Jomon, Dogon, Siberian, Serbia, Anglo-Saxon, Jute, Frisian, Greek, Roman, Phrygian, Frisian, Sarmatian, Scythian, Romani, Aryan, Hindu, Zoroastrian, Vandal, Goth, Maori, Aztec, Inca, Ethiopian, Tuareg, Phoenician, Phocan, Vedic, Varangian, Norse, Gaelic, Brythonic, Punic, Basque, Mongol... you get the idea.
EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM, because otherwise you're trying to disfavor one "creation theory" compared to another.
This directly attacks the primary strategic weakness (versus scientific weakness) of the Creationist argument: they inherently assume that if they win it will be THEIR creation myth, out of the many thousands out there, that will get taught. Why? And is that not automatically favoring one "religious family" (Judaism-Christianity-Islam) over ALL OTHERS? How's that fair or legal?
"Welcome to Junior High in Louisiana kids. As you know, because of the recent Supreme Court win that many of your parents were involved in, the 7th and 8th grades will be exclusively dedicated to Worldwide Creation Theory." Just imagine how much they'd pay for textbooks alone.
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