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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-27-10 11:11 PM
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Principal Seeks to Replace Student Body, Improve Scores
Standardized test scores at J.C. Harmon have dropped or remained stagnant since NCLB started. We have fired all the teachers…three times. We could fill the convention center with a Teach for America reunion from this school. We have fired principals. I am the fifth principal to run this palace of potential in the last eight years. We have increased the number of required meetings and useless documents and documentation of the useless meetings. We have SMART goals and data trackers. We say things like “increase the rigor” and “data-driven” and “authentic assessment” almost constantly. You should hear us. We mutter these things in our sleep.

Plus, we have computers and smart boards and wireless this and that and smart shit connected to the Interweb all over this goddamn place. We have…I don’t know…like, 50 non-profit groups running around here doing tutoring, mentoring, arts and crafts, poetry clubs, science clubs, handing out money, taking people camping who hate camping, and who knows what the hell else.

And, somehow, we still suck.

J. C. Harmon High is…a school. And we are proud to be a part of the State of Kansas, sort of. (That guy from that weird church who protests at funerals sort of creeps us out. And so does Sam Brownback.) But the reality is that, as far as schools go, people don’t seem to be learning all that much and we are sort of out of ideas. Having exhausted all other avenues, I hereby request that you immediately replace all students currently enrolled at J. C. Harmon with students from some other school in the state that has historically performed well on standardized tests.

more . . . http://teachbad.com/2010/12/10/principal-seeks-to-replace-student-body-improve-scores/
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YvonneCa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-27-10 11:59 PM
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1. This one was good...
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-10 12:39 AM
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2. "taking people camping who hate camping"
I was :rofl: at that one. How true.
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alittlelark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-10 01:30 AM
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3. OMG.. the solution for 'failing schools' !!!
Thank You - you may have saved us all!
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eridani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-10 04:12 AM
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4. You fooled me. I thought "The Onion" for sure n/t
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FBaggins Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-10 06:39 AM
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5. Might as well be.
You don't thnk that we would have heard if a school had fired all of its teachers three times in eight years?

It's creative writing. A principal who actually wrote that would (justifiably) be fired.

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Starry Messenger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-10 06:49 AM
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6. I love this guy's blog too.
I wish he posted more frequently.
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diddlysquat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-28-10 10:21 AM
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7. Thanks, this is great stuff.
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