Bronxdale High School's John Chase Jr Discusses His Tallywhacker

[SoBronxSchool]

http://www.southbronxschool.com/2011/11/bronxdale-high-schools-john-chase-jr.html

We here at SBSB wish to commend Principal John Chase Jr., of Bronxdale High School for having the know how to assure that he keeps his job in perpetuity as principal at Bronxdale High school.

How did he do this you may ask yourself. Simple. Principal Chase learned the super secret, never discussed method to being principal for life. Commit a criminal, unethical, or vile act and presto! The NYC DOE will look the other way and absolve you of any responsibility. In fact, I am sure that as of this posting the DOE is contemplating rewarding Principal Chase with a promotion and/or certificate of appreciation.

What criminal, unethical, or vile act did Principal Chase commit? According to yesterday's New York Post Principal Chase has no qualms about talking about his penis and the places and inanimate objects that he enjoys sticking it. One would assume that rather than an inanimate object, Principal Chase would have preferred sticking it with a real life breathing person. However, we here at SBSB don't wish to judge one's own fetishes. We are cool with all types of fetishes here, rather we take umbrage at Principal Chase not only having the temerity to share to what, and not to whom, he likes to insert his penis, but also that whilst under investigation he has not been removed from his position.

[Smarmie Doofus]

1. The NYC ps system is bizzaro-land.

It was bizarre before school "reform"; it is exponentially MORE bizarre since Bloomberg and the billionaires began "reforming" it.

Retire. Soon. Retire. Soon. Retire. Soon. Soon. Soon.


Very soon. Soon.