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(I tried to keep up with it, some words may have been dropped or altered in my transcription)
Hey there, what a week we've had, eh? Here's what I want to say about it: Don't trust the media, they love conflict. It's their fault for mentioning I'm a homophobic bigoted anti-gay activist. If they were more responsible, they'd have stuck to my approved talking points. We would all get along so much better if the media hadn't brought that up.
Say - those people I helped remove the rights from, anyone else notice how rude they are about it? They sit in their house hurling "bombs" at innocent people like me. Not like me - cause I'm doing it in a CHURCH. And if you criticize that, you are an antireligious bigot.
As a reminder for all my church members, I love gay people. It's God, you know, HE'S the one who doesn't approve of gay sex - so you can't hold me responsible for that. He only made sex for a man and a woman within marriages. I'm not opposed to gays having partnerships, except for the part where I know it's opposed to God's will. (smile smile smile). I totally approve of gay partnerships, just not the part where they have sex outside of marriage - or in it. Now there are a lot of things that shouldn't be called marriage - like raping children, I've said that in direct response to questions about gay marriage, but I wasn't drawing any connections between adults raping children and gays in consenting relationships. I don't know why people understood it that way. People are so unfair.
Hey - good news! I've saved you all some time by deciding for you what the one and only "proper" definition of marriage is, and I can prove that it's not bigoted because it's the majority's belief. Gay partnerships are typically (wink wink) between consenting adults. I'm not trying to tell gays what to do, I believe they have free choice to disobey god's will by being evil sinners. (smile). So you see, I'm not anti-gay at all, I don't know where the media got that from. I just love gay people to death, regardless of them being sinners who are destroying the sanctity of god's gifts to them.
Now let me tell you about all the great things I do, to show that I am superior in my forgiving loving self to those hatemongering gays (whom I love) ...
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