SacredCow's 2009 Gay Agenda:

[SacredCow]

Just in case the American Family ASSociation or Focus on (everyone elses') Family asks ('cause by all appearances, they are back on the warpath with this shit)....

- Pay off my car
- Pay off my credit cards (hopefully)
- Sell a parcel of land jointly owned with my sister
- purchase a condo (no more rent!)
- invest for my son's future
- grow professionally
- attend night classes for a 2nd career
- finish the restoration of my VW Beetle
- get back in shape
- spend more time in volunteer efforts

Yeah, I'm nothing but a "perverted" freak.... :eyes:

[TlalocW]

1. As a right-wing Christian

I will do whatever I can to stop you because Jesus would want me to. First thing I'm going to do is take a sledgehammer to your Beetle... because God wants me to.

TlalocW

[SacredCow]

2. Hehehe.... I dare ya!

Though a nancy-boy, SacredCow IS armed and a crack-shot to boot (so let's just dispel another stereotype, shall we?)

[TlalocW]

6. Well, when I say I will do whatever necessary

I mean my followers will do whatever I tell them is necessary. After all, if I'm killed or otherwise incapacitated then the only church who truly understands what it is to be Christian (mine) will wither and die. :)

TlalocW

[thrift_store_angel]

3. Dents can be fixed.

I think Jesus wants you to burn it.

[SacredCow]

4. Props to your sigline!

Loves me some Indigo Girls!

:thumbsup:

[thrift_store_angel]

5. March 24th

*sigh* So far away...

[DarkTirade]

7. Pay off your credit cards?

But then you won't owe money to a giant faceless corporation who will charge you ridiculous amounts of interest. That's... that's... unAmerican!

[SacredCow]

8. Perhaps....

but forgiveable so long as I don't commit the sin of hummasekshulizm....

[DarkTirade]

9. That's the American way.

It's only okay to take it in the ass if you're taking it from a big corporation. If you have the audacity to take it in the ass from someone you love and want to spend the rest of your life with you're goin' to hell.