Reasons to own a Nintedo Wii

[TheBigotBasher]

This must be the campest game ever and it looks kind of fun in a cheesey Japanese trash game way.

You play a polar bear in tight orange underwear chasing after some muscle mary types in tight swimwear.

The polar bear has had his protein powder stolen and chases after the culprits.

You use the wii remote to fit through the holes in the wall caused by the Muscle Mary types running away from you.



The wonder that is Muscle March. Sure beats getting glitch killed in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 by idiots with a rocket launcher.

[valerief]

1. Whee!

:rofl:

[dsc]

2. now that is as gay as a purse full of rainbows

[MikeE]

3. OMG!

I don't even own a Wii, but may have to get one just so I can get that game! I love it.

[Divine Discontent]

4. I'll take hunk #1! lol.. what a silly fun looking game!

[Crowman1979]

5. On a technical note, this may require the purchase of the Japanese version of the Wii console...

...in order to play it. Because I know with the original NES, the american version could not play the domestic japanese cartridges. I'm just saying!

[TheBigotBasher]

7. It will be on Wii Ware in the US

No Japanese import required.

[Occulus]

6. Japanese game developers are..... strange. That's not racism. They really are really really strange.

I was watching TechTV a long, long time ago (long before it became the watered-down G4), and they showed a Japanese game in which one of the boss characters was a... get this... a giant penis shooting wads of jizz as a weapon.

No, I am not making that up. I'm serious as a heart attack.

Another one, this one also for the Wii, was a game made for girls. You use this weird strap-on contraption to strap the Wiimote there so it hung down like that, and then stand and deliver. The object of the game was to get the pee into the urinal. More pee = more points.

I'll just add the one in the OP to my list of reasons why I think Japanese game developers are certifiably insane.

[Touchdown]

8. What? No tentacles?

:rofl:

[Crowman1979]

9. Did you check out those new Godzilla games they have released in the past few years?

They are AWESOME!

[donco6]

10. Yes, they have no problem with that kind of thing.

But they are so prudish about other stuff that we don't bat an eye at.

[Ukonkivi]

11. I was wondering why there would be a Wii topic.

And campest game ever? This has nothing on Cho Aniki!