Can This Really Be True? RE: man found naked with a mouse in his rectum

[queerart]

I'm not sure "why" someone would make this up, but it sounds like an "Onion Story Line" to me.....


http://www.wistv.com/global/story.asp?s=13465624

[no_hypocrisy]

1. I've been hearing a variation that story with the animal being a frozen gerbil.

Not defending it. Just telling you what I've heard.

[queerart]

3. Wow.....

I sometimes I think I have been sheltered or something.... I know there was a running joke about such things with Queers from years ago....


But a guy breaks into another persons home with a mouse stuck up his ass?


Did he forget Halloween was last week?

[davidinalameda]

11. so the mouse was wearing a human costume?

:shrug:

[Warpy]

2. Work in an ER sometime and you'll find a remarkable array of objects

that somebody "fell on in the shower" if they're reasonably sober and "I have no idea how that got up there" if they're not.

I believe it. I've seen worse.

[queerart]

4. It Boggles The Mind, Truly.......... (nt)

[azurnoir]

5. Was the mouses name Lemmiwinks?

I suppose anything is possible people do strange things, however this kind of stuff could go under the category of Urban myth

[xchrom]

6. Shrug - they've floated that story about us for years.

One of these days a tiger is going to jump out of gay man's ass
And eat room full of school children or nuns.

[closeupready]

19. Don't give people ideas.

:rofl:

[xchrom]

20. A rabid rhinoceros. At a standing room only Olympic stadium. Nt

[Cush]

7. Was is Mr Slave?

[Initech]

27. Carry onward Lemmiwinks...

:rofl:

[AC_Mem]

8. But enough about Bohner's happy hour last Tuesday...

:)

[keepCAblue]

9. Richard Gere. n/t

[Tunkamerica]

21. you took my answer

[dickthegrouch]

24. I thought his type was gerbils :)

[muriel_volestrangler]

10. The claim he was high on something sounds believable

assuming the behaviour the police encountered really happened; and if that's the case, either he was high enough to do something stupid like shoving a mouse up his arse himself, or too out of it to stop someone else doing it to him.

[MineralMan]

12. Almost anything can be true. However, that doesn't

mean that it deserves posting here or anywhere else. I'm sorry, but stories like this are just fuel for ugly fires.

[eppur_se_muova]

13. Karl Rove? He's had a lot to say about "ratfucking" ... nt

[SoCalNative]

14. The updated version

is that the mouse is of the computer variety:

11/10 UPDATE/CORRECTION: According to cops, the mouse recovered was of the computer variety (not, as we initially reported, a pint-sized mammal). Sorry for the confusion/additional repulsion.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/animals/mouse-found-lodged-inside-naked-arrestee

[Smarmie Doofus]

15. Queerart: You're the best; but why post this to GLBT?

Straight people do all sorts of strange, kinky and weird sexual things.

The story doesn't say he was gay... unless I missed something.

One must consider the "ick" factor, it seems to me.

[queerart]

16. I Did So As.....

This sort of thing has floated around the Gay community for a million years.....

NOW.....

Let Me Quickly Preface My Statement By Saying.....


I don't for one minute doubt that our dedicated GLBTQI friends that work in health care have seen some pretty shocking things... I don't doubt it for one minute....

But this story strikes me as this fellow might be someone that the community at large doesn't like, and they have made up this story......

I mean they said they took him to the hospital for x-rays.... is it not a small community... and would they really have a functioning hospital to take anyone to?

This story strikes me as something to ruin another in their local community....

So that is why I can to the GLBTQI area to post this.... and I guess that the "shock" of the story clouds that (what I'm thinking) is it's a made up story... and to claim another is "Queer" to ruin him..... again... just my thoughts.....

The fastest way to ruin someone else is with a "sex story"... folks can embezzle, murder, ect... but the quickest way to ruin another is with a sex story... while hinting at another sexual orientation.... but "I get it" that others didn't like me posting this...

[queerart]

17. And I NoW See From Another Poster.....

Just as I thought... the story "is not" what was initially reported.....


I think this is all done to ruin the fellows reputation in a small community.... (yes, again... just my thoughts)

[Smarmie Doofus]

18. OK. Peace. n/t

[chollybocker]

22. Your question was my question, too.

Thanks for asking it. )

[dsc]

23. someone slipped him a mickey

[tomm2thumbs]

25. that's a DUzy!

bwahahahah

lol

[cyr330]

26. I'm an RN

in a busy, urban Emergency Department,and I've never seen any animals in somebody's anus/rectum. I HAVE seen a few tools-- a srewdriver here, a hammer there, pliers, scissors, and yes, a mallet. Animals? never.