Toon: Following God's Laws....

[n2doc]

[LAGC]

1. Conservative Christians really hate that verse.

My old boss from a prior job was a fundie Baptist, and he spoke with venom and derision at that verse.

[barbtries]

2. how about the least of us verse

hopefully you know what i mean, what you do to the least of us you do to me or something to that effect

[LAGC]

3. Yup, there's quite a few choice verses that conservatives try to ignore.

I especially love how they quote one part of Leviticus admonishing homosexuality, while ignoring the same admonitions against wearing mixed-fabric clothing, or eating shell-fish.

Seems some verses are more stressed than others, while others are selectively ignored.

[dgibby]

4. Fundies think the Bible is an a la carte menu. n/t

[checks-n-balances]

5. An a la carte menu that's used as a weapon. n/t

[NMMNG]

6. Sadly they all ignore 1 Thessalonians 4:11

1 Thessalonians 4:11 (NIV)
Make it your ambition to lead a quiet life, to mind your own business and to work with your hands, just as we told you


Yes, the Bible tells Christians to be quiet and mind their own business. But I don't imagine even 0.00001% of them have read that verse, let alone live by it.

[dickthegrouch]

7. I just ask where did human #5 come from?

Think about it :)

[Creideiki]

8. The Cafeteria Christians are also not good at "Turning the other cheek."

[Meeker Morgan]

9. It's stupid, Of course we have the right to judge ...

... simply because we are human beings.

So some despicable charlatan said otherwise? So what?