I think we need to move to ban straight marriage.

[benburch]

Straight marriages are responsible for most divorce.
Straight marriages are responsible for most spousal abuse.
Straight marriages involve seed-throwing with feeds pigeons and contributes to urban pollution.
Straight marriages are largely responsible for overpopulation.

How much more proof do you need? We must ban straight marriages IMMEDIATELY.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

1. aren't straight marriages also related to chronic ArchieBunkerism?

[BlueEyedSon]

2. Just suggest that divorce be outlawed.

Anyway, most people throw rice which KILLS birds.

[Arkansas Granny]

4. Happily, rice does not hurt the birds. I had always heard this, but

apparently that is an old wives tale.

http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/r/riceatweddings.htm

[BlueEyedSon]

6. I guess they don't soak the rice in arsenic, like the celebrants I know...

[Arkansas Granny]

7. I would say that's a pretty good guess.

[Arkansas Granny]

3. You make a very convincing argument.

:rofl:

[TechBear_Seattle]

5. Heterosexuals are responsible for most of the STDs in this country

Not to mention that most pedophiles are heterosexuals.

We really must stop encouraging such unhealthy lifestyles.

[im10ashus]

8. Hear, hear!!

I agree. :-)

[benburch]

9. Where? Where?

:-)

[im10ashus]

10. Everywhere.

:-)